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A Desirae
A Desirae is the love of your life, the person who makes your day, and the one who will slap you if you don’t get your act together.
You: ‘Why are you so happy today?’ Desirae: ‘Because I woke up and thought I was in heaven.’
Desirae: ‘I’m the reason you wake up and say life is good. Now shut up and let me eat.’
Desirae: ‘If you don’t stop being lazy, I’ll slap you.’
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A Desirae
A Desirae is a black or white goddess who uses the word ratchet like it’s her job, and she’ll take pictures with her siblings and her best friends even if they’re all over the place.
Desirae: ‘I’m ratchet and I’m proud of it!’
You: ‘Why are you taking a million pictures?’ Desirae: ‘Because I’m famous.’
Desirae: ‘I’m not in love, I’m just really confused.’
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A Desirae
A Desirae is a beautiful girl whose name means desire and hope, but she’s also a little too self-aware and will remind you of that every day.
Desirae: ‘My name means desire and hope, but I’m also really tired.’
You: ‘Why are you so self-aware?’ Desirae: ‘Because I know I’m beautiful.’
Desirae: ‘I mean, my name is cool, but I’m also really weird.’
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A Desirae
A Desirae is a girl who doesn’t know how amazing she is, but when she does, she’ll beat the crap out of you for not noticing.
Desirae: ‘I don’t know why I’m so sexy, but I am.’
You: ‘Why are you so loud today?’ Desirae: ‘Because I’m amazing and I’m not going to let you forget it.’
Desirae: ‘If you don’t notice how amazing I am, I’ll make you regret it.’
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A Desirae
A Desirae is a hot, professional girl who secretly wants every guy, but she’s also a nerdy hot mess who thinks she’s not good enough.
Desirae: ‘I’m a professional, but I also want every guy.’
You: ‘Why are you so nerdy?’ Desirae: ‘Because I’m also a hot mess.’
Desirae: ‘I’m not good enough, but I’m still hot.’
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A Desecration of God's name
When someone yells at God like he owes them money.
'Why did you let me fail math? I asked for an A!'
'You didn’t even show up to my birthday!'
'I swear I’ll burn your name in the sky!'
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A Desecration of God's name
Calling God out in the middle of a bad day.
'You messed up my lunch, God!'
'I had to eat pizza for breakfast because of you!'
'I’m gonna curse your name in the cafeteria!'
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A Desecration of God's name
When you blame God for everything that goes wrong.
'It’s your fault my dog died!'
'You made me spill my juice!'
'You didn’t help me with my homework!'
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A Desecration of God's name
When you cuss at God like he’s your dad.
'You’re the worst dad ever, God!'
'I’m grounded because of you!'
'I swear I’ll never eat cereal again!'
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A Desecration of God's name
When you scream at God because your life is a mess.
'You ruined my life!'
'I’m failing everything because of you!'
'I’m gonna fail math again!'
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A Derp
A person who's so annoying it's like they were born to be a pain in the ass. They don't even realize how obvious they are.
My cousin is a Derp. He says the same dumb stuff every day.
My teacher acts like she's the smartest person ever. She's a Derp.
My friend's brother is a walking Derp. He doesn't know when to shut up.
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A Derp
A dog that looks like it was hit by a bus and then cried in a puddle. It's got big eyes, a face like a pancake, and a brain that's barely working.
That pug is a Derp. It looks like it was born in a trash can.
My neighbor's dog is a Derp. It coughs like it's dying.
That French bulldog is a Derp. It has the face of a confused potato.
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A Derp
When you're so scared you can't breathe and your lungs start to explode from coughing.
I saw a spider and I turned into a Derp. I couldn't breathe.
My brother screamed at me and I became a Derp. I coughed like I was on fire.
I heard a loud noise and I became a Derp. I was scared and coughing.
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A Derp
You're being scared and coughing at the same time. It's like your body is trying to kill you.
I was being chased by a cat and I became a Derp. I was scared and coughing.
I watched a horror movie and I became a Derp. My lungs were screaming.
I got yelled at by my mom and I became a Derp. I was scared and coughing like a dying goat.
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A Derp
When you're being scared and coughing so hard it feels like your insides are coming out.
I got stuck in a closet and I became a Derp. I was scared and coughing like a dragon.
I had to give a speech and I became a Derp. I was scared and coughing like a robot.
I saw a ghost and I became a Derp. I was scared and coughing like a maniac.
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A Derp
A term for people who are scared and coughing so much they think they’re dying. It’s also a political joke.
My friend is a Derp. He’s scared of everything and coughs like he’s dying.
My brother is a Derp. He’s scared of loud noises and coughs like he’s been hit by a truck.
My teacher is a Derp. She’s scared of tests and coughs like she’s been running a marathon.
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A Derp
A fake political group that’s just two sides of the same stupid coin. Both sides want money, and they don’t care how they get it.
The DeRps are fake. They both want money and don’t care how they get it.
The DeRps are like two kids fighting over the last cookie. They don’t care about the cookie, just who gets it.
The DeRps are like two bums arguing over a sandwich. They don’t care about the sandwich, just who gets it.
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A Derpidy Derp
A person who thinks they're clever but acts like a brain-dead donkey.
I tried to fix my phone and now it's broken. Thanks, Derpidy.
She spent her last dollar on a candy bar and a soda.
He decided to fight a cop because he thought he was a superhero.
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A Derpidy Derp
A human who makes the worst choices and thinks they’re a genius.
He bought a house with no money and no job.
She tried to start a business selling glitter and failed.
He bet his lunch money on a rat fight and lost.
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