Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who thinks they're clever but acts like a brain-dead donkey.

I tried to fix my phone and now it's broken. Thanks, Derpidy.

She spent her last dollar on a candy bar and a soda.

He decided to fight a cop because he thought he was a superhero.

2

A human who makes the worst choices and thinks they’re a genius.

He bought a house with no money and no job.

She tried to start a business selling glitter and failed.

He bet his lunch money on a rat fight and lost.

3

A person who acts like they're smart but is really just a mess.

He tried to cook and burned the house down.

She thought she was a detective and got caught stealing candy.

He spent all his money on a video game and cried when it broke.

4

A human who is clueless and thinks they're the smartest person in the room.

He dressed up as a chicken for Halloween and got laughed at.

She tried to be a rapper and only sang in the shower.

He tried to fix the internet and now it's broken.

5

A person who thinks they're a genius but is just a walking disaster.

He tried to paint the house and turned it into a mural of chaos.

She bought a pet snake and named it 'Sir Fluffy.'

He tried to build a spaceship in his garage and it exploded.

6

A person who makes the dumbest choices and thinks they're a legend.

He tried to ride a skateboard down a mountain and fell off a cliff.

She spent her entire allowance on a single ice cream cone.

He bet his mom’s car on a game of rock-paper-scissors and lost.