A Devan
A total sweetheart who treats his girl like a queen, even when she’s being a total nightmare.
He put up with her drama like it was nothing.
He listened to her rant for hours.
He still loved her even when she said no.
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A Devan
A guy who’s a bit of a dork, but he still tries. He’s got good advice, even if he’s too shy to say it out loud.
He gave me advice even though he was nervous.
He tried to figure things out, even if he failed.
He was too shy to say what he really thought.
A Deux Deux Trois
Nonsense spewed like a broken toilet. It’s French for ‘A 2 2 3’, because even the French got tired of making sense.
My cousin texted me ‘A Deux Deux Trois’ and I still don’t know what he meant.
She tried to explain her life with ‘A Deux Deux Trois’ and I fell asleep.
He yelled ‘A Deux Deux Trois’ at the bus driver and got kicked off the bus.
A Deux Deux Trois
The kind of random mess only a sleep-deprived person could make. It’s French for ‘A 2 2 3’, because even the French had a bad day.
He said ‘A Deux Deux Trois’ during a Zoom meeting and no one asked him to leave.
She wrote ‘A Deux Deux Trois’ on her math test and got a zero.
My dog barked ‘A Deux Deux Trois’ and I called the vet.
A Deux Deux Trois
Words that don’t want to be friends. It’s French for ‘A 2 2 3’, because even the French are grumpy sometimes.
He said ‘A Deux Deux Trois’ and my mom asked if he was drunk.
She texted me ‘A Deux Deux Trois’ and I said, ‘You’re welcome.’
He used ‘A Deux Deux Trois’ in a rap battle and lost.
A Detroit Sundae
You go to take a dump in a public restroom and find someone else's mess still there because they didn't flush. You now have to take a dump in a Detroit Sundae. It's like a hot mess with no toppings, just grossness.
I walked into the restroom and it looked like a science experiment went wrong. I had to take a dump in a Detroit Sundae.
I tried to do my business and found a half-eaten burrito from 2017. That's a Detroit Sundae.
I thought I was going to the bathroom, but I ended up in a dumpster. That's a Detroit Sundae.
A Detroit Sundae
You try to take a dump, but the toilet looks like it was hit by a truck full of garbage. You now have to take a dump in a Detroit Sundae. It's like eating a taco with no meat, just mess and disappointment.
I walked in and the toilet was like a raccoon had a party in there. That's a Detroit Sundae.
I tried to take a dump and it looked like someone had a food fight in there. That's a Detroit Sundae.
I walked in and the toilet looked like it had been used by a monster. That's a Detroit Sundae.
A Detroit Sundae
You go to take a dump and find another person's mess still there. You now have to take a dump in a Detroit Sundae. It's like taking a dump in a trash can, just gross and full of bad choices.
I went to take a dump and found a previous person's mess. I now have to take a dump in a Detroit Sundae.
I walked into the bathroom and saw a mess that looked like it had been there for years. That's a Detroit Sundae.
I tried to take a dump and found someone's old business in there. That's a Detroit Sundae.
A Determined Forceful Elements
A group of people who won't stop being loud and stupid until someone throws a chair at them.
My cousin's friends at the party were like that. They screamed for three hours and still didn't leave.
The football team's cheerleaders at the game were like that. They yelled so loud I couldn’t hear my own thoughts.
My brother’s band at the talent show was like that. They screamed the whole song and then screamed the encore too.
A Determined Forceful Elements
People who act like they're the most important thing in the world and everyone else is just in the way.
My mom at the grocery store was like that. She blocked the whole aisle just to pick out the last bag of chips.
My teacher at the beginning of class was like that. She talked over me and my friend like we weren't even there.
My uncle at my cousin’s wedding was like that. He argued with the DJ and tried to sing the song himself.
A Determined Forceful Elements
A bunch of people who fight like they're in a wrestling match and don't know when to stop.
My friends at lunch were like that. They knocked over the whole table just to prove who was stronger.
My cousins at my birthday party were like that. They fought over the last slice of cake and ended up spilling punch everywhere.
My neighbors at the park were like that. They tried to see who could throw the ball farther and ended up throwing a chair.
A Determined Forceful Elements
People who yell and scream so much you think they're going to explode.
My brother during math class was like that. He yelled so loud the teacher had to write him a note.
My friends at the concert were like that. They screamed so much I could hear them in the next city.
My mom when she found out I forgot her birthday was like that. She screamed for ten minutes and still wasn’t done.
A Determined Forceful Elements
A group of people who don't know when to stop and just keep going until everything is ruined.
My friends at the movie theater were like that. They talked the whole time and even laughed during the sad parts.
My cousins during the family trip were like that. They ran through the hotel and broke the door.
My classmates during the final exam were like that. They whispered so much the teacher had to shout at them.
A Desully
A Desully is when something or someone totally screws everything up so bad it’s like the universe is crying and your mom is mad.
Your cousin tried to fix the Wi-Fi and now the whole neighborhood is offline.
You told your friend the secret of the universe and now everyone knows.
You tried to impress your crush by doing a magic trick and it exploded.
A Desully
A Desully is like the worst day ever but it’s also your fault and no one is happy about it.
You spilled your coffee on your boss’s presentation and now he’s yelling.
You forgot to bring the pizza to the party and now everyone is eating lukewarm chips.
You tried to be funny and said your teacher’s hair was on fire and now she won’t let you take the final.
A Desully
A Desully is when you or something else makes a mess so bad that even your dog would quit on you.
You tried to cook breakfast and now the kitchen looks like a war zone.
Your dog ate your homework and now you have to explain it to your teacher.
You tried to do a TikTok dance and tripped into a trash can.
A Desully
A Desully is when everything goes from bad to absolutely ridiculous because of one stupid mistake.
You told your crush you liked them and now they’re dating your best friend.
You tried to be a hero and now the whole class is stuck in the principal’s office.
You tried to make a smoothie and now the blender is screaming.
A Desully
A Desully is when you or something else makes a mess so big that even the gods are like, 'what the hell? why?'
You tried to clean your room and now it looks like a tornado lived there.
You tried to be cool and now you’re stuck in the lunchroom with the school’s worst puns.
You tried to play the guitar and now your cat is running away from you.
A Desirae
A Desirae is a hot mess who thinks she’s a goddess, but she’s just loud, funny, and will beat the crap out of anyone who messes with you. She’s smart, a straight A student, and never lets you eat alone.
You: ‘Why are you screaming at the boy in math class?’ Desirae: ‘Because he looked at me like I was a piece of meat!’
Desirae: ‘I don’t need a boyfriend, I need a burger.’
Desirae: ‘I’ll save you from that mean girl, even if it takes all night.’
A Desirae
A Desirae is a girl who tells you she’s not confident, but she’s actually a total queen who will spill all your secrets if you don’t give her enough snacks.
Desirae: ‘I’m not pretty, I’m just average.’ Then she eats a whole pizza by herself.”
You: ‘Why are you telling everyone my crush’s name?’ Desirae: ‘Because I didn’t get enough fries.’
Desirae: ‘I’ll tell your mom your secret if you don’t bring me candy.’