A Detroit Sundae

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You go to take a dump in a public restroom and find someone else's mess still there because they didn't flush. You now have to take a dump in a Detroit Sundae. It's like a hot mess with no toppings, just grossness.
I walked into the restroom and it looked like a science experiment went wrong. I had to take a dump in a Detroit Sundae.
I tried to do my business and found a half-eaten burrito from 2017. That's a Detroit Sundae.
I thought I was going to the bathroom, but I ended up in a dumpster. That's a Detroit Sundae.
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You try to take a dump, but the toilet looks like it was hit by a truck full of garbage. You now have to take a dump in a Detroit Sundae. It's like eating a taco with no meat, just mess and disappointment.
I walked in and the toilet was like a raccoon had a party in there. That's a Detroit Sundae.
I tried to take a dump and it looked like someone had a food fight in there. That's a Detroit Sundae.
I walked in and the toilet looked like it had been used by a monster. That's a Detroit Sundae.
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You go to take a dump and find another person's mess still there. You now have to take a dump in a Detroit Sundae. It's like taking a dump in a trash can, just gross and full of bad choices.
I went to take a dump and found a previous person's mess. I now have to take a dump in a Detroit Sundae.
I walked into the bathroom and saw a mess that looked like it had been there for years. That's a Detroit Sundae.
I tried to take a dump and found someone's old business in there. That's a Detroit Sundae.
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