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You go to take a dump in a public restroom and find someone else's mess still there because they didn't flush. You now have to take a dump in a Detroit Sundae. It's like a hot mess with no toppings, just grossness.
I walked into the restroom and it looked like a science experiment went wrong. I had to take a dump in a Detroit Sundae.
I tried to do my business and found a half-eaten burrito from 2017. That's a Detroit Sundae.
I thought I was going to the bathroom, but I ended up in a dumpster. That's a Detroit Sundae.