A Detroit Sundae
You try to take a dump, but the toilet looks like it was hit by a truck full of garbage. You now have to take a dump in a Detroit Sundae. It's like eating a taco with no meat, just mess and disappointment.
I walked in and the toilet was like a raccoon had a party in there. That's a Detroit Sundae.
I tried to take a dump and it looked like someone had a food fight in there. That's a Detroit Sundae.
I walked in and the toilet looked like it had been used by a monster. That's a Detroit Sundae.