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A Derpidy Derp
A person who acts like they're smart but is really just a mess.
He tried to cook and burned the house down.
She thought she was a detective and got caught stealing candy.
He spent all his money on a video game and cried when it broke.
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A Derpidy Derp
A human who is clueless and thinks they're the smartest person in the room.
He dressed up as a chicken for Halloween and got laughed at.
She tried to be a rapper and only sang in the shower.
He tried to fix the internet and now it's broken.
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A Derpidy Derp
A person who thinks they're a genius but is just a walking disaster.
He tried to paint the house and turned it into a mural of chaos.
She bought a pet snake and named it 'Sir Fluffy.'
He tried to build a spaceship in his garage and it exploded.
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A Derpidy Derp
A person who makes the dumbest choices and thinks they're a legend.
He tried to ride a skateboard down a mountain and fell off a cliff.
She spent her entire allowance on a single ice cream cone.
He bet his mom’s car on a game of rock-paper-scissors and lost.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
A Derek
Pulling a Derek is when you surf like a god and make the ocean look like it's scared of you.
I just pulled a Derek and the wave said 'I give up.'
He pulled a Derek and the other surfers threw their boards at him.
Derek pulled a Derek and the sea god gave him a high five.
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A Derek
A Derek is a sugary, fruity drink that tastes like a beach party exploded in your mouth.
That Derek was so sweet I thought I was on vacation.
I drank a Derek and my tongue turned into a tropical island.
My Derek was so good I married the bartender.
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A Derek
A Derek is a guy who can charm you with his voice and then drop a gift that’s either the best thing ever or a total disaster.
He said 'I love you' and gave me a gift that was either a masterpiece or a curse.
That Derek charmed me with his voice and gave me a broken toaster.
He sang to me and gave me a gift that I either love or hate.
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A Derek
A Derek is a guy who steals lunch and throws cheese like it’s a war crime.
That Derek stole my sandwich and threw cheese at me like it was a fight.
He took my lunch and threw cheese like it was a sport.
Derek stole my food and then threw cheese like it was a declaration of war.
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A Derek
A Derek is a guy who can sing so high it sounds like a dog whistle and a cat scream had a baby.
He sang so high my dog ran away screaming.
That Derek hit a note so high it made my cat cry.
He sang like a dog whistle and I got a headache.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
A Derek
A Derek is a guy whose underbite is so big it looks like it’s trying to take over the world.
His underbite is so big it could eat a whole pizza.
That Derek’s underbite looks like it’s about to start a revolution.
His underbite is so big it could be a new planet.
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A Derek
A Derek is a perfect guy who’s so good-looking, funny, and kind that even your ex wants to be friends with him.
That Derek is so perfect I want to punch my ex for liking him.
He’s so good-looking I think I’m in love with him.
Derek is so awesome even my dog admires him.
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A Derby
A woman so big she could bench press a car and still have energy for a dance party.
My aunt went to a derby and ate three pies before the first round even started.
That derby girl ran a marathon in her heels and didn’t break a sweat.
She showed up to the derby with a pizza and a death wish.
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A Derby
A football game where two teams from the same town fight like they’re in a bar fight and it’s 2 a. m.
The derby was so intense, the ref had to break up a fight between the fans.
They played so hard, the field looked like a war zone.
The crowd was louder than my mom when she found out I failed math.
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A Derby
A stoner’s favorite weed that hits like a freight train and lasts all day, or until you get kicked out of the store.
I smoked derby and passed out during math class.
My cousin got high on derby and tried to talk to the ceiling.
That derby hit so hard, I forgot my own name for three hours.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
A Derby
A town so dull it could make a sloth yawn and still be bored.
That town is so boring, even the sheep are sleepy.
I went to derby and fell asleep during the town meeting.
Derby is like a slow-motion version of a boring day.
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A Derby
A football game that’s so average, it’s like watching paint dry.
The derby was so boring, I started doodling on my face.
That game was worse than my cousin’s spelling test.
I fell asleep during the derby and missed the final goal.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
A Derby
A word that means trash, or someone who’s smart enough to know they’re dumb, but still acts like a fool.
My brother called my homework derby and threw it out the window.
She was so derby, she got kicked out of the library for eating pizza.
That kid is a derby, he failed math and still thinks he’s a genius.
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A Derby
An ice cream cone that got dipped in chocolate and looks like it just came out of a candy factory.
That derby looked so good, I almost kissed it.
My sister ate a derby so fast, she got chocolate on her face.
That derby was so sweet, it made my teeth hurt.
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A Deployed soilder
Putting a tiny glass in a woman's snatch and filling it with vodka, then shoving salt up her butt and licking it while you drink.
At the bar, I watched my buddy do this to a bartender and got a free drink for it.
He did this to his sister and then got kicked out of the house.
My cousin tried it at a party and ended up with a broken nose from the girl's reaction.
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A Deployed soilder
Sticking a shot glass up a woman's snatch, filling it with vodka, then slapping salt on her butt and licking it before you drink.
I did this to my boss's wife and got promoted the next day.
My friend did this at a wedding and got thrown out of the reception.
He did it to a waitress and now she brings him free shots every day.
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