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A Derby
An ice cream cone that got dipped in chocolate and looks like it just came out of a candy factory.
That derby looked so good, I almost kissed it.
My sister ate a derby so fast, she got chocolate on her face.
That derby was so sweet, it made my teeth hurt.
A Deployed soilder
Putting a tiny glass in a woman's snatch and filling it with vodka, then shoving salt up her butt and licking it while you drink.
At the bar, I watched my buddy do this to a bartender and got a free drink for it.
He did this to his sister and then got kicked out of the house.
My cousin tried it at a party and ended up with a broken nose from the girl's reaction.
A Deployed soilder
Sticking a shot glass up a woman's snatch, filling it with vodka, then slapping salt on her butt and licking it before you drink.
I did this to my boss's wife and got promoted the next day.
My friend did this at a wedding and got thrown out of the reception.
He did it to a waitress and now she brings him free shots every day.
A Deployed soilder
Squeezing a shot glass into a woman's snatch, filling it with vodka, then rubbing salt on her butt and licking it before you take a shot.
He did this to his mom and got grounded for a week.
My brother tried this at a party and got slapped by a girl who had a broken nose.
I watched this happen at a bar and laughed so hard I spilled my drink.
A Depanneuse
A woman who sleeps with every guy who asks. She’s like a convenience store, but for sex. You pay with a smile and a little tip.
'She was at the bar, and every guy hit on her. She said yes to all of them.'
'He asked her out. She said, 'Sure, but I’m also going to the gym.''
'She got three texts in one hour. All from different guys.'
A Depanneuse
A woman who’s always available. She doesn’t care if you’re rich, poor, ugly, or hot. She just wants your body and your time.
'She said she’d be there in 10 minutes. He waited for two hours.'
'He asked if she was busy. She said, 'No, I’m just waiting for my ex to call me.''
'She had five guys in her phone, and she was still looking for more.'
A Depanneuse
A woman who sleeps with every man who walks by. She doesn’t even need a reason. Just a wink and a little flirt.
'She saw him at the store. He waved. She ran after him.'
'He asked her if she was single. She said, 'I’m just busy with my life.''
'She had a guy in the morning, another at lunch, and a third in the evening.'
A Depanneuse
A woman who’s always up for sex. She doesn’t even need a man. Just a little bit of money and a lot of time.
'He gave her $20. She said, 'That’s not enough.''
'She had three guys in the same day. All of them paid her.''
'He asked if she wanted to go out. She said, 'Sure, but I want cash.'
A Depanneuse
A woman who sleeps with anyone. She doesn’t care if they’re old, young, fat, or thin. She just wants a little fun.
'She said she’d sleep with anyone. He asked, 'What about me?' She said, 'Sure.''
'She had a guy in the morning, another at lunch, and a third at night.''
'She was at the party. Every guy hit on her. She said yes to all of them.'
A Depanneuse
A woman who’s always available. She doesn’t even need a reason. Just a little bit of time and a lot of guys.
'She said she’d be there in 10 minutes. He waited for two hours.'
'He asked if she was busy. She said, 'No, I’m just waiting for my ex.''
'She had five guys in her phone and was still looking for more.'
A Denny's
A Denny's is a total god, but he thinks he's a total failure. He's like a superhuman who just doesn't know it. He's got the looks of a rock star, the brain of a genius, and the heart of a saint, but he'll tell you he's the worst at everything. He's also wrestled coyotes for fun and still doesn't get compliments.
Denny's, why do you think you're the worst when you're the best?
Denny's just wrestled a pack of coyotes and didn't even break a sweat.
Denny's, you look like Johnny Depp on a bad day, and that's a compliment.
A Denny's
A Denny's is the best human ever, and he’s also a total lunatic. He sings in grocery stores, he’s an alien, and he has the eyes of a god. He’s also a heartbreaker and a total romantic.
Denny's just started singing in the middle of the grocery store. What is he, a rock star?
Denny's, you have the eyes of a god, and that’s not a compliment, it’s a fact.
Denny's, I think you’re an alien. You just don’t know it.
A Denny's
A Denny's is a 24-hour diner that smells like smoke, coffee, and bad decisions. It's got a grumpy waitress, a bunch of weird kids, and a creepy guy who probably hasn’t showered in a month.
Denny's, why is there smoke everywhere? Is this a fire alarm or a smoke bomb?
Denny's, the creepy midnight shift guy is back. Again.
Denny's, the waitress is missing a finger and a personality.
A Denny's
A Denny's is a curse that hits everyone in the office like a disease. You don’t even have to be near him to get it. It’s like the worst flu ever, but with more mucus and less mercy.
Denny's, I didn't even touch you, and I got your disease.
Denny's, I have a sore throat and mucus coming out of my nose. This is your fault.
Denny's, I’ve been sick for two weeks. You are the worst.
A Denny's
A Denny's is a total ladies’ man. He gets all the girls, and he doesn’t even try. He just walks in and everyone falls for him.
Denny's, you got a girl from the other side of the office. How?
Denny's, you just walked in and the whole room turned into a love fest.
Denny's, you got a girl who’s been single for a year. Congrats.
A Denny's
A Denny's is the most attractive, kind, and cool guy ever. He’s got the brain of a genius and the heart of a hero. Everyone loves him, and he doesn’t even know it.
Denny's, you're the most attractive guy in the world, and you don't even know it.
Denny's, you're like a superhero but with less cape and more coffee.
Denny's, you're the best friend anyone could ever ask for. And you're also a god.
A Deniro
To stomp the living hell out of someone like they’re a cockroach, because you’re a psycho and you’ve got the genes of Robert Deniro from Goodfellas.
I saw my cousin A Deniro the kid who stole my lunch money
My dad A Deniro my little brother for talking back
That guy A Deniro the intern because he didn’t know who Deniro was
A Deniro
Cash, cash, and more cash. Like when your momma gives you a piggy bank and says, ‘This is your A Deniro’.
My A Deniro is so high I could buy a whole pizza shop
I just got my A Deniro from my job, I’m rich
My A Deniro is low but I still bought a bag of chips
A Deniro
A white guy who gets a boner just looking at a black woman. Like Deniro, who always had a soft spot for the ladies.
My guy A Deniro my cousin’s aunt and now he won’t stop talking about her
He A Deniro my sister and now he’s following her on Instagram
That guy A Deniro my mom and now he’s at my house every day
A Deniro
More money. Like when you get paid and you’re like, ‘I’m rich, I’m rich, I’m rich’.
I got my A Deniro today and I’m buying a new pair of shoes
My A Deniro is so good I’m going to eat tacos all day
I just got my A Deniro and I’m going to buy a new phone
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