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A Duncan Moment
You live for Xbox Live and don’t care about anything else. You have no life, but you think you’re the best at Halo.
I spent 8 hours playing Halo and only 1 hour eating dinner.
I didn’t even go to school because I was in the middle of a Jump-style dance.
I got in trouble for talking about Hard-style during math class.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Duncan Moment
You think you’re the best at everything, even if you lost to a kid who plays Halo on a phone.
I don’t need to be good at anything else. I’m the best at Halo.
I don’t even like school. I’m too busy being the best at Hard-style.
I beat my brother at Halo so hard, he cried. And he’s 10.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Duncan
Doing A Duncan is when you plan a cool hangout like the movies or a game and then forget to pick up your friend and leave them hanging like a idiot.
I thought we were going to the movies, but you forgot me and I had to walk home.
Planned a game and left my cousin behind like she wasn't even there.
You said we'd meet up but you forgot me and I had to eat alone again.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Duncan
Duncan is the most goddamn smart person on Earth. He's hilarious, kind, and has the biggest cock ever. Every woman wants him, and every man wants to be him. If you're an idiot and he sees you, you're dead meat.
Duncan is so smart he could solve the world’s problems and still have time to flirt with my sister.
He’s so good-looking, he got a Nobel Prize for his ass.
He kicked my ass in math and then still had time to laugh at me.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Duncan
A Duncan is when someone gets anal sex and then spins the girl around like she's a dancer and shoots cum in her face like it's a party.
Duncan did that at the club and everyone was shocked.
He did it to his girlfriend and she screamed like it was the end of the world.
He spun me around and I got cum in my face and I hated it.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Duncan
Duncan is the best ever. He’s sweet, funny, and will do anything to make you happy. You should keep him forever because he’s the best thing that ever happened to you.
Duncan made me laugh so hard I cried.
He brought me ice cream just because he was nice.
He stayed up late to help me with my homework.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Duncan
A Duncan is when you eat a huge meal at the dining hall and your guts feel like they're about to explode from all the food.
I ate so much at the Duncan dining hall, I felt like I was going to die.
That meal was so bad, my stomach screamed at me.
After that meal, I couldn't walk for a day.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Duncan
Duncan is the best type of person ever. He’s smart, handsome, and always looks out for people he cares about. If you find a Duncan, hold on to him tight because they’re rare.
Duncan helped me when I got lost in the mall.
He was so kind, he even gave me his last cookie.
He protected me from the bullies at school.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Duncan
A Duncan is a quiet, shy guy who’s super smart and loves people. He’ll watch you from afar and think about you a lot, but he’s too shy to say anything.
Duncan sat next to me in class and watched me all day.
He was so smart, he could solve my math problems in seconds.
He never talked to me, but I knew he cared.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Dumping
A Dumping is when three or more homeless people group up like a gang to make the rest of the world look bad.
I saw a Dumping outside the mall and it looked like a war zone.
The Dumping in the park started a food fight with a hot dog vendor.
My brother joined a Dumping and now he’s famous for eating a whole pizza box at once.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Dumping
A Dumping happens when you sell a stock, take a huge dump, then come back to find the stock is destroyed, and you laugh because you made a ton of cash.
I Dumped my stock and my dump was so big, it made the stock go down like a toilet.
He Dumped the stock, then dumped his pants, and then dumped his ex.
She Dumped the stock and got rich while her dog ate her homework.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Dumping
A Dumping is the loud and smelly act of taking a massive shit, usually in a public place.
He did a Dumping in the middle of the grocery store and got chased by a security guard.
My dog did a Dumping on my homework and I failed math.
The Dumping in the subway made people cry and a baby started screaming.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Dumping
A Dumping is when one person dumps the other out of a relationship like they were a bad piece of pizza.
He Dumped her in front of the whole class and she cried like a baby.
My sister Dumped her boyfriend and now they’re both single and sad.
He Dumped me during a game of chess and I lost my crown.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Dumping
A Dumping is a sign that says you can’t dump your trash anywhere, and that includes your poop, and it’s the most annoying sign ever.
That Dumping sign was so annoying, I threw a banana at it.
I saw a Dumping sign and I started a Dumping in protest.
The Dumping sign made my dog mad and he ate the sign.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Dumping
A Dumping is when you take a shit so loud and fast, it’s like you’re doing a gun show with your guts.
She did a Dumping so loud, the whole neighborhood heard it.
My Dumping was so big, it knocked down a wall.
He did a Dumping and it looked like a bullet fight.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Dumb Fuck
A dumb fuck is someone who votes with their brain in a jar and it’s broken.
Voted for a clown because he wore a hat.
Voted for a cat that ran for office.
Voted for a man who said he could beat a chicken.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Dumb Fuck
A dumb fuck is someone who gets your point but acts like they just woke up from a nap and a fire.
You said ‘don’t drink the coffee’ and he drank the coffee.
You told him to move and he stood there like a statue.
He knew the answer but said ‘I don’t know’ 10 times.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Dumb Fuck
A dumb fuck is someone so dumb they think the sky is a ceiling and it’s made of cheese.
Thought the moon was a giant cheese wheel.
Believed a chicken could talk to him.
Told his mom he was going to marry the sun.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Dumb Fuck
A dumb fuck is someone who throws their life away for something that smells bad and has a kid.
Left his rich girlfriend for a woman who smells like old pizza.
Dumped his job for a man who sells shoes and has a kid.
Left his house for a man who talks to a goat.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Dumb Fuck
A dumb fuck is someone who looked up ‘dumb fuck’ because they thought it was a new type of pizza.
Searches ‘dumb fuck’ on Google like it’s a menu.
Thought it was a brand of shoes.
Believed it was a new kind of taco.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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