A Duncan

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Doing A Duncan is when you plan a cool hangout like the movies or a game and then forget to pick up your friend and leave them hanging like a idiot.
I thought we were going to the movies, but you forgot me and I had to walk home.
Planned a game and left my cousin behind like she wasn't even there.
You said we'd meet up but you forgot me and I had to eat alone again.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Duncan is the most goddamn smart person on Earth. He's hilarious, kind, and has the biggest cock ever. Every woman wants him, and every man wants to be him. If you're an idiot and he sees you, you're dead meat.
Duncan is so smart he could solve the world’s problems and still have time to flirt with my sister.
He’s so good-looking, he got a Nobel Prize for his ass.
He kicked my ass in math and then still had time to laugh at me.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Duncan is when someone gets anal sex and then spins the girl around like she's a dancer and shoots cum in her face like it's a party.
Duncan did that at the club and everyone was shocked.
He did it to his girlfriend and she screamed like it was the end of the world.
He spun me around and I got cum in my face and I hated it.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Duncan is the best ever. He’s sweet, funny, and will do anything to make you happy. You should keep him forever because he’s the best thing that ever happened to you.
Duncan made me laugh so hard I cried.
He brought me ice cream just because he was nice.
He stayed up late to help me with my homework.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Duncan is when you eat a huge meal at the dining hall and your guts feel like they're about to explode from all the food.
I ate so much at the Duncan dining hall, I felt like I was going to die.
That meal was so bad, my stomach screamed at me.
After that meal, I couldn't walk for a day.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Duncan is the best type of person ever. He’s smart, handsome, and always looks out for people he cares about. If you find a Duncan, hold on to him tight because they’re rare.
Duncan helped me when I got lost in the mall.
He was so kind, he even gave me his last cookie.
He protected me from the bullies at school.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Duncan is a quiet, shy guy who’s super smart and loves people. He’ll watch you from afar and think about you a lot, but he’s too shy to say anything.
Duncan sat next to me in class and watched me all day.
He was so smart, he could solve my math problems in seconds.
He never talked to me, but I knew he cared.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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