A Duncan Moment

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You turn tiny things into huge disasters. You care more about Rangas and Red Fanta than your own life. You spend more time on Xbox Live than you do breathing.

I got a B on my math test because I was too busy playing Halo.

I ignored my mom for 3 hours because I was in the middle of a Jump-style dance.

I told my teacher I was sick because I had a date with my fictional girlfriend from Brazil.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

You think you’re the king of the world because you play Halo and you know all the moves to Jump-style. You talk about Hard-style like it’s the only music that exists.

I don’t need friends. I have 10,000 followers on Xbox Live.

I don’t even know who my real friends are. I’m too busy doing Jump-style with my imaginary girlfriend.

I beat a guy in Halo so hard, he cried. And he’s 12.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

You hate everything and everyone except Halo, Hard-style, and Jump-style. You think you’re the best in the world, even though you lost to a 5th grader.

I hate my life. I hate my mom. I hate my dog. But I love Hard-style.

I didn’t even like the movie I watched because I was too busy playing Halo.

I got a detention because I was doing Jump-style in the hallway.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

You have a fake girlfriend from another country, and you think that makes you cool. You don’t care if no one knows who you are, as long as you get to play Xbox Live.

My girlfriend is from Peru. She doesn’t even exist. But I still text her every day.

I don’t have a local girlfriend because I’m too busy with my fictional girlfriend from Finland.

I told my teacher I had a date with my girlfriend from Indonesia. She believed me.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

You live for Xbox Live and don’t care about anything else. You have no life, but you think you’re the best at Halo.

I spent 8 hours playing Halo and only 1 hour eating dinner.

I didn’t even go to school because I was in the middle of a Jump-style dance.

I got in trouble for talking about Hard-style during math class.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

You think you’re the best at everything, even if you lost to a kid who plays Halo on a phone.

I don’t need to be good at anything else. I’m the best at Halo.

I don’t even like school. I’m too busy being the best at Hard-style.

I beat my brother at Halo so hard, he cried. And he’s 10.

by Slangipedia 18d ago