A Duncan Moment
You turn tiny things into huge disasters. You care more about Rangas and Red Fanta than your own life. You spend more time on Xbox Live than you do breathing.
I got a B on my math test because I was too busy playing Halo.
I ignored my mom for 3 hours because I was in the middle of a Jump-style dance.
I told my teacher I was sick because I had a date with my fictional girlfriend from Brazil.