A Duncan Moment
You have a fake girlfriend from another country, and you think that makes you cool. You don’t care if no one knows who you are, as long as you get to play Xbox Live.
My girlfriend is from Peru. She doesn’t even exist. But I still text her every day.
I don’t have a local girlfriend because I’m too busy with my fictional girlfriend from Finland.
I told my teacher I had a date with my girlfriend from Indonesia. She believed me.