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A Gorilla
A super buff guy. They have huge muscles and are usually seen in tight clothes. They’re called juiceheads on the Jersey Shore.
My friend is a gorilla. He’s got a huge chest and biceps that pop.
My cousin looks like a gorilla. He goes to the gym every day.
My brother is a gorilla. He’s got abs and a huge smile.
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A Gordon Ramsay
Someone who starts with a smile and a compliment, but ends with a curse and a kick to your ass.
You made a decent cake... for a donkey.
That’s the best I’ve ever seen... from a donkey.
I like your hair... I hate your cooking.
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A Gordon Ramsay
A famous British cook who can’t find the lamb sauce and throws a tantrum like a five-year-old.
Where is the lamb sauce? I don’t even know what that is!
I can’t cook without the lamb sauce, and I can’t find it!
The lamb sauce is missing, and I’m going to find it... or you will.
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A Gordon Ramsay
A chef who screams at frozen food like it owes him money.
You used frozen meat? That’s not cooking, that’s a crime!
Frozen food? I’d rather eat a donkey!
You’re using frozen food? I’ll make you eat it!
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A Gordon Ramsay
The meanest judge in the kitchen, but he’s got skills and doesn’t give a damn about your feelings.
You’re not good enough to be on my show!
I don’t care if you’re crying, I still think you’re bad.
You’ve got talent, but I still think you’re a donkey.
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A Gordon Ramsay
A beast in the kitchen who roasts you so hard you’ll cry and probably eat a donkey.
You’re the worst cook I’ve ever seen... and I’ve seen a donkey cook.
I’m going to roast you so hard, you’ll cry and beg for mercy.
You’re not just bad, you’re a disgrace... and you’re a donkey.
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A Gordon Ramsay
A British chef who’ll throw you out of the kitchen and call you a donkey if you mess up.
You dropped the sauce? I’m throwing you out, and you’re a donkey!
You burnt the steak? I’ll throw you out, and I’ll call you a donkey.
You used the wrong knife? I’m going to throw you out, and you’re a donkey.
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A Gordon Ramsay
A fiery chef who’s a first-class cunt and can’t find the lamb sauce.
I’m a first-class cunt, and I can’t find the lamb sauce!
I’m spicy, I’m a first-class cunt, and I can’t find the lamb sauce.
I’m a first-class cunt, I’m spicy, and I can’t find the lamb sauce.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Goot
A goot is when someone is so cool they make your brain explode with envy and you want to punch your mom for not giving you that kind of life.
My cousin is a goot. I saw him walking in a park and I got jealous enough to try and steal his snacks.
That guy in the lunchroom is a goot. He eats pizza with his hands and it’s like a spiritual experience.
My dog is a goot. He stares at me like I owe him money and I do.
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A Goot
When you're so high you're floating in a pool of glitter and you don’t care if the world burns down because your brain is too busy dancing.
I ate 10 gummy bears and now I’m a goot. I tried to sing and my dog laughed at me.
I took a hit and now I’m a goot. I walked into the kitchen and said 'I’m not hungry, I’m a god.'
I took three hits and became a goot. I tried to text my mom and sent her a cat meme instead.
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A Goot
A goot is the best way to say good, like when you’re so good you make the sun blush and your mom cries from happiness.
My teacher said I did a goot job on my test. I got an A and I cried like a baby.
My brother said I did a goot job at eating all my veggies. I got a sticker and I was proud.
My cat said I did a goot job at sleeping. I got a nap and I was happy.
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A Goot
Gooting is when you lick your own nipples like you’re trying to get a free soda from a vending machine and you don’t care if anyone sees you.
My sister was gooting in the bathroom and I walked in and she screamed at me like I was a ghost.
My mom was gooting on the couch and I said ‘you’re the worst’ and she threw a pillow at me.
My dad was gooting in the kitchen and I asked what he was doing and he said ‘you don’t wanna know.’
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A Goot
A goot is a person so awesome they make your life feel like a bad movie and you just want to run away and never come back.
My friend is a goot. He showed up at my house with ice cream and a playlist and I cried happy tears.
My neighbor is a goot. She gave me a free cookie and now I’m in love.
My dog is a goot. He barked at the mailman and I was proud of him.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Goot
Goot stands for Get Out Of Town, like when you're so tired of everything you just want to vanish and never come back.
My teacher said ‘goot’ and I ran out of class and got a popsicle.
I said ‘goot’ to my mom and she said ‘goot’ back and we both laughed.
My dog said ‘goot’ and I took him on a walk and he was happy.
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A Goot
To goot is to do nothing at work, like you're pretending you're on a vacation and you're just sitting there eating chips.
I went to work and just gooted. I ate chips and my boss didn’t care.
I gooted all day and my coworkers called me a lazy legend.
I gooted so much I forgot my name and my boss gave me a raise.
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A Gordon Hayward
Twisting your ankle so bad it looks like it’s trying to commit suicide.
My ankle just did a backflip and a half-court shot at the same time.
He twisted his ankle so hard, it started a fight with his foot.
That ankle didn’t just break, it got a restraining order.
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A Gordon Hayward
A basketball god from Indiana who looks like a baby and plays like a beast. He’s got the skills of a legend and the luck of a cursed man.
He hit that half-court shot like it owed him money.
He looked like a baby, but he played like he was born to win.
He had the clutch skills of a legend and the face of a baby who just got kicked.
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A Gordon Hayward
Bending your ankle so far back it breaks like a twig and then screams for help.
His ankle bent back so far, it looked like it was doing the splits.
That ankle didn’t just break, it cried and ran home.
He bent his ankle so hard, it got a job at a restaurant.
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A Gordon Brown
A tax man who loves taking money from people while pretending he's doing his job.
Taxes are just my way of saying 'I love you, Britain.'
He takes your cash like it's his lunch money.
He's the only man who can make a budget sound like a death sentence.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Gordon Brown
A guy with a hard-on in a suit who messed up the country and still can't get laid.
He's like a stiff cock in a suit, and the country is still in pain from it.
He f***ed up the economy and still can't get a date.
He's the reason the UK is broke and still single.
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