A Goot
Gooting is when you lick your own nipples like you’re trying to get a free soda from a vending machine and you don’t care if anyone sees you.
My sister was gooting in the bathroom and I walked in and she screamed at me like I was a ghost.
My mom was gooting on the couch and I said ‘you’re the worst’ and she threw a pillow at me.
My dad was gooting in the kitchen and I asked what he was doing and he said ‘you don’t wanna know.’