A Gorilla

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A city jungle creature. Spends the whole day napping, but instead of munching leaves, they smoke crack and beat up their baby's mom.
My cousin is a gorilla. He eats tacos and fights people in the park.
My neighbor is a gorilla. He smacks his girlfriend every time he sees her.
My teacher is a gorilla. He smokes crack during lunch and yells at kids.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A big monkey in the woods. Likes fruit and veggies, and sometimes eats termites. It's one of the big apes, and people are trying to save it from dying out.
My science teacher said gorillas are like the kings of the forest.
My brother's pet is a gorilla. He eats carrots and sometimes goes crazy.
I saw a gorilla on a nature show. It was huge and cool.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A hustler. A gangsta. Someone who makes cash on the streets. They don't ask for permission, they just take it.
My friend is a gorilla. He robs people and doesn't care if they get hurt.
My mom says I'm a gorilla because I take candy from kids.
My cousin is a gorilla. He fights people for money and laughs about it.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A dirty trick. You shave your pubes, put them in a bag, then blow your load on a girl's face. After that, you dump the hair on her face and laugh.
My brother did the gorilla trick on his girlfriend. She was covered in hair and cum.
I tried the gorilla trick on my crush. He laughed and said I was a loser.
My friend did the gorilla trick and got kicked out of the party.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When someone looks like a big, strong, hairy monkey. They're probably built and intimidating.
My dad looks like a gorilla. He’s tall and has a big beard.
My brother’s friend looks like a gorilla. He’s got a huge chest and big arms.
My gym teacher looks like a gorilla. He’s got muscles everywhere.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A move used by drunk guys. They sneak up behind a girl and grab her like a zombie. They try to dance with her after that, and the girl is either stupid or really unstable.
My cousin did the gorilla move on my sister. She was so confused.
My friend did the gorilla move and fell over.
My brother tried the gorilla move and got stuck behind the girl.
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A super buff guy. They have huge muscles and are usually seen in tight clothes. They’re called juiceheads on the Jersey Shore.
My friend is a gorilla. He’s got a huge chest and biceps that pop.
My cousin looks like a gorilla. He goes to the gym every day.
My brother is a gorilla. He’s got abs and a huge smile.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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