Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A tax man who loves taking money from people while pretending he's doing his job.

Taxes are just my way of saying 'I love you, Britain.'

He takes your cash like it's his lunch money.

He's the only man who can make a budget sound like a death sentence.

2

A guy with a hard-on in a suit who messed up the country and still can't get laid.

He's like a stiff cock in a suit, and the country is still in pain from it.

He f***ed up the economy and still can't get a date.

He's the reason the UK is broke and still single.

3

A guy who thinks he's a leader, but he's just a tax man who let his friend rip off the country.

He's a tax man who let his best friend rob the country blind.

He's the reason we're all broke and still think he's a leader.

He's like a tax man who let his friend f*** the country over.

4

A scottish man who hates the English, drinks too much, and thinks he's a hero.

He's the scottish man who drinks so much he thinks he's a hero.

He hates the English more than he loves his whiskey.

He's like a scottish man who broods over nothing and drinks everything.

5

A way of saying you're broke, like when your wallet screams at you.

I'm broke like Gordon Brown, and my wallet is screaming at me.

I'm on a budget like a man who can't afford a proper meal.

I'm broke like a tax man who can't even buy his own whiskey.

6

A fat, angry man who's the leader of Britain and should be shot for his crimes.

He's a fat, angry man who should be shot for being prime minister.

He's the prime minister who looks like he's been f***ed over by life.

He's the reason Britain should have a bullet to the head.

7

A guy who thinks he's a hero for saving the world, but he's just a man in a suit.

He's the guy who thinks he saved the world, but he's just a man in a suit.

He saved the world and still can't afford a decent meal.

He's a man in a suit who thinks he's a hero.