A Goot
A goot is when someone is so cool they make your brain explode with envy and you want to punch your mom for not giving you that kind of life.
My cousin is a goot. I saw him walking in a park and I got jealous enough to try and steal his snacks.
That guy in the lunchroom is a goot. He eats pizza with his hands and it’s like a spiritual experience.
My dog is a goot. He stares at me like I owe him money and I do.