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A Gobble Of Gash
When you drink down a flood of soggy snatch and you’re so drenched you need a towel to wipe the mess off your face and your pants
I tried to drink that soup and now I look like I swam through a sewer
That gobble of gash was so strong it knocked me off my chair
I took one sip and my pants were ruined for the rest of the day
A Gobble Of Gash
A group of hot moms who are all in their prime and love to eat men whole, like a big, juicy snack
Those ladies hit the bar and I was already halfway done
They showed up and I had no chance, I was just a snack
They came in like a wolf pack and I was just a pig in the middle
A Glom
A glom is a person with hands like sticky syrup. They grab whatever they want, even if it’s not theirs and they’re not invited.
My buddy Steve grabbed the last slice of pizza and didn’t even say sorry.
She took my soda from my hand like it was a crime.
He stuck his hand in my lunch bag and came out with half my sandwich.
A Glom
At Caltech, a glom is when six guys all try to date the same girl at once. It’s like a buffet and everyone wants the last piece of steak.
He tried to glom my crush by bringing her coffee and then his ex.
They all glomed my friend at the same time and now she’s confused.
He glomed my sister by asking her to prom and then left her hanging.
A Glom
To glom is to grab something like a hungry raccoon. It’s fast, messy, and usually happens when you least expect it.
He glommed my phone and sent a text to my mom in the middle of class.
She glommed my snack and now I’m stuck with the crumbs.
He glommed my backpack and ran off like it was a heist.
A Glom
A glom is a random person who shows up like a weird ghost and won’t leave you alone.
That kid glommed me in the hallway and won’t stop talking.
She glommed my group at lunch and now we’re stuck with her.
He glommed me during my favorite show and asked me out.
A Glom
Astronomers glom things because it’s easier than saying ‘conglomerate’ and it sounds cooler.
He glomed all the stars into one big ball and called it a galaxy.
She glomed the planets together and forgot the moon.
He glomed the whole universe and now it’s a mess.
A Glom
To glom is to steal like a pirate who just found a chest of gold.
He glomed my snack and ran off like he just robbed a bank.
She glomed my homework and I got a zero.
He glomed my lunch and now I’m eating glitter.
A Glom
A glom is a Good Looking Older Man who thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread.
My uncle is a glom and thinks he’s a rock star.
He’s a glom and still thinks he’s 20.
My teacher is a glom and still dates my mom.
A Glizzy
What these faggots whisper in the bathroom when they're too scared to actually suck each other's dicks
"A glizzy? I thought you were gonna say something gross."
He said 'glizzy' like it was a secret code for being a total faggot.
They were talking about glizzys like it was a new kind of porn.
A Glizzy
A hot dog. But it's not just any hot dog. It's the kind of hot dog that makes you want to punch your mom.
"I'm not eating that glizzy. It looks like it came from a dumpster."
He ate a glizzy so fast, I thought he was trying to beat the devil.
That glizzy was so bad, I got a tattoo of it.
A Glizzy
I thought it was a cock. Then I realized it was a hot dog. Now I'm confused and angry.
"That glizzy looked like a cock, but it was a hot dog. I'm so mad."
She said it was a cock, and I believed her until I saw it was a hot dog.
He told me it was a cock, and I actually believed him for a second.
A Glizzy
It's a hot dog. But it's not just any hot dog. It's the kind of hot dog that makes you scream.
"That glizzy was so bad, I screamed into my coffee."
He ate a glizzy so loud, the whole office heard him.
I tried to eat a glizzy and it screamed back at me.
A Glizzy
A hot dog. Sometimes a gun. Sometimes a cock. It's like the universe is trying to mess with you.
"I thought it was a gun, but it was a hot dog. I'm confused."
That glizzy looked like a cock, but it turned out to be a gun. Now I'm scared.
I tried to shoot a glizzy, and it was just a hot dog.
A Glizzy
A hot dog. People call the ones who eat a lot of them glizzy gobblers. It's the worst nickname ever.
"That guy eats glizzys like it's his job. He's a glizzy gobbler."
She eats so many glizzys, I think she's gonna die from it.
He's a glizzy gobbler, and I'm not even sure what that means.
A Glizzy
I thought it was a cock. Then I realized it was a hot dog. Now I'm just sad.
"That glizzy looked like a cock, but it was just a hot dog. I'm so sad."
She said it was a cock, but it turned out to be a hot dog. I cried.
He told me it was a cock, and I believed him. Then I saw it was a hot dog.
A Glitch Bitch
She’s the worst kind of pain in the ass who finds a tiny error in your perfect plan and ruins everything you worked for like it’s a joke.
My whole team was ready to take over the world, and she found a typo in the code and crashed the whole thing.
He spent hours planning the perfect heist, and she noticed a missing decimal point and ruined it all.
They had the perfect strategy for the game, and she glitched it and won by accident.
A Glitch Bitch
She’s the one person who messes up your perfect plan just to make you look like an idiot in front of everyone.
He had the best plan for the competition, and she messed it up just to laugh at him.
They were about to win the game, and she glitched it and ruined their whole day.
He spent all week preparing for the test, and she glitched it and made him fail.
A Glitch Bitch
This annoying, glitchy biker wants to burn your life to the ground and watch you suffer.
She came to my house and started glitching my whole system just for fun.
She tried to glitch my life and almost ruined my whole week.
She glitched my laptop and my phone just to see me scream.
A Glitch Bitch
A player who breaks the rules by using a glitch or repeating the same move over and over until they win by force.
He used the same move 10 times in a row to beat me.
She glitched through the game and finished it in 5 minutes.
He repeated the same move until the game broke and he won by accident.
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