A Glizzy

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What these faggots whisper in the bathroom when they're too scared to actually suck each other's dicks

"A glizzy? I thought you were gonna say something gross."

He said 'glizzy' like it was a secret code for being a total faggot.

They were talking about glizzys like it was a new kind of porn.

A hot dog. But it's not just any hot dog. It's the kind of hot dog that makes you want to punch your mom.

"I'm not eating that glizzy. It looks like it came from a dumpster."

He ate a glizzy so fast, I thought he was trying to beat the devil.

That glizzy was so bad, I got a tattoo of it.

I thought it was a cock. Then I realized it was a hot dog. Now I'm confused and angry.

"That glizzy looked like a cock, but it was a hot dog. I'm so mad."

She said it was a cock, and I believed her until I saw it was a hot dog.

He told me it was a cock, and I actually believed him for a second.

It's a hot dog. But it's not just any hot dog. It's the kind of hot dog that makes you scream.

"That glizzy was so bad, I screamed into my coffee."

He ate a glizzy so loud, the whole office heard him.

I tried to eat a glizzy and it screamed back at me.

A hot dog. Sometimes a gun. Sometimes a cock. It's like the universe is trying to mess with you.

"I thought it was a gun, but it was a hot dog. I'm confused."

That glizzy looked like a cock, but it turned out to be a gun. Now I'm scared.

I tried to shoot a glizzy, and it was just a hot dog.

A hot dog. People call the ones who eat a lot of them glizzy gobblers. It's the worst nickname ever.

"That guy eats glizzys like it's his job. He's a glizzy gobbler."

She eats so many glizzys, I think she's gonna die from it.

He's a glizzy gobbler, and I'm not even sure what that means.

I thought it was a cock. Then I realized it was a hot dog. Now I'm just sad.

"That glizzy looked like a cock, but it was just a hot dog. I'm so sad."

She said it was a cock, but it turned out to be a hot dog. I cried.

He told me it was a cock, and I believed him. Then I saw it was a hot dog.