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A Fuzzy
The urge to ride a fat kid's cock like it's the last train to salvation.
I saw my cousin riding a bus driver's cock in the park.
My brother said he'd do it if the guy had a Snickers bar.
My mom called the police because the guy was screaming 'I'm not a predator!'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Fuzzy
So in love you're like a dog with a bone, and the bone is a hot person.
My crush is like my dog with a bone.
I saw my little brother crying over a girl in the lunchroom.
My sister said she'd rather die than break up with her boyfriend.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Fuzzy
The happiness you feel when someone loves you, like you're a kid with a lollipop.
I felt fuzzy when my crush texted me.
My little brother was fuzzy after his first kiss.
My dog looked fuzzy when I gave him a treat.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Fuzzy
A lowly soldier who gets yelled at by sergeants and drinks cheap beer.
My cousin is a fuzzy and got yelled at for falling asleep on duty.
I saw my brother in the army and he was wearing a stupid hat.
My uncle got fired for eating his lunch in the middle of a drill.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Fuzzy
Soft and fluffy like a bear's butt or a kid's blanket.
My dog is fuzzy like a bear's butt.
My sister's blanket is so fuzzy it's like a cloud.
My brother wore a fuzzy shirt and it looked like a kid's pajamas.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Fuzzy
When you're cute and wearing something soft, or just a dumb kid in a hoodie.
My brother is fuzzy because he wears a hoodie every day.
My crush is fuzzy because she wears a soft sweater.
My dog is fuzzy because he has a soft coat.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Fuzzy
The morning after the party, when you're not hungover, but you feel like you're still drunk.
I woke up fuzzy and didn't know where I was.
My brother was fuzzy and kept saying 'I'm not drunk.'
My mom called me fuzzy because I kept making weird faces.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Funi
When something is so bad it’s almost like it tried to be funny but failed at life.
This meme is so bad it should be exiled.
My cousin’s TikTok is funi.
The teacher’s joke was funi, like it was told by a confused potato.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Funi
When you think something is funny but it’s actually the worst thing you’ve ever seen.
I thought that was a joke, but it was funi.
The dog’s dance was funi, like it was a failed audition.
The kid’s speech was funi, like he was a confused alien.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Funi
A person who is so dumb they think being a baby is a career choice.
My brother is a funi, he can’t even spell his own name.
That kid is a funi, he thinks he’s a genius.
The guy who said he invented pizza is a funi.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Funi
A guy who makes Roblox characters do stupid moves in Smash Bros like it’s a real game.
Funie made a cat do a backflip in Smash Bros, and it was sad.
He made a noob do a dance and it was the worst thing ever.
Funie made a dog fight a robot, and it was funi.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Funi
When something is almost funny, but it’s still a disaster.
The movie was funi, like it was made by a confused kid.
The joke was funi, like it was told by a confused potato.
The dance was funi, like it was performed by a confused robot.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Funi
A way retards spell funny like they are in a spelling bee with a brain dead teacher.
He spelled funny as funy, like he was a confused kid.
She spelled funy, like she was a brain dead teacher.
He spelled funy, like he was a confused noob.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Funi
When something is so dumb only babies and retards find it funny.
The joke was funy, like it was told by a confused baby.
The movie was funy, like it was made by a confused retard.
The dance was funy, like it was performed by a confused noob.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Funalone
The class clown who laughs at everyone else's jokes but cries in the bathroom when no one's watching and calls themselves a failure.
You: 'I’m the funniest person here!' | Me: 'Yeah, and I’m the only one who knows it.'
At the party, they told jokes so loud the neighbors called the cops. Then they went home and cried into their cereal.
Text from them: 'I made everyone laugh. I’m a failure.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Funalone
A loudmouth who makes the whole group laugh but is a total mess when no one's around and talks to their pet goldfish.
They laughed at my joke. I laughed at their joke. Then they went home and yelled at their goldfish.
At the park, they were hilarious. Alone, they were just a sad man with a goldfish and a phone.
Text: 'Goldfish says I’m not funny. I’m a failure.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Funalone
A joke-telling machine who makes everyone laugh but falls apart when alone and texts their ex for support.
They told a joke so good the bar exploded. Then they texted their ex: 'I’m not funny anymore.'
At the party, they were the best. Alone, they cried and texted their ex.
They said, 'I made everyone laugh. I’m a total mess.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Funalone
The group’s favorite jokester who laughs at everyone else’s jokes but screams into a pillow when no one's around and calls themselves a failure.
They laughed at my joke. I laughed at their joke. Then they screamed into a pillow and said, 'I’m a failure.'
At the party, they were hilarious. Alone, they screamed into a pillow and cried.
Text: 'I made everyone laugh. I’m a failure. I screamed into a pillow.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Funalone
The person who makes the whole group laugh but is a total disaster when alone and spends their time arguing with their pet parrot.
They told a joke so good the whole bar laughed. Then they yelled at their parrot: 'You’re not funny!'
At the party, they were the best. Alone, they yelled at their parrot and cried.
Text: 'My parrot says I’m not funny. I’m a disaster.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Funalone
The hilarious one who makes everyone laugh but is a total mess when alone and texts their mom for advice.
They told a joke so funny the whole bar clapped. Then they texted their mom: 'I’m not funny anymore.'
At the party, they were the best. Alone, they cried and texted their mom.
Text: 'Mom, I’m a total mess. I’m not funny anymore.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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