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A Few Whiles
A few whiles is like a bunch of little time chunks that you’re just wasting because you’re too lazy to do anything real.
I spent a few whiles scrolling through TikTok. That’s when I forgot my homework and my mom cussed me out.”
He was just sitting there for a few whiles. That’s when he decided to eat a whole bag of chips and cry.”
She was wasting a few whiles on Instagram. That’s when she realized her ex was still following her.”
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Few Whiles
A few whiles is when you’re waiting for something to happen, but it’s just a bunch of little time chunks that all feel like forever.
I was waiting for the game to start for a few whiles. That’s when I decided to cuss the ref and take a sip of my soda.”
He was waiting for his coffee for a few whiles. That’s when he realized he had no money and started crying.”
She was waiting for her friend for a few whiles. That’s when she decided to text her and ask if she was still alive.”
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Few Slices Short of a Loaf of Bread
A person who’s so brain-dead they probably think bread is a type of sandwich.
My cousin tried to explain algebra with a pizza. He didn’t even know what a slice was.
She asked if the moon was a type of bread. I gave up.
He tried to eat a whole loaf like it was a bag of chips.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Few Slices Short of a Loaf of Bread
Someone who thinks a loaf of bread is just a really big slice.
He tried to cut the bread with a spoon. It was a disaster.
She said she only needed two slices, but took the whole loaf.
He believed the bread was alive and needed to be fed.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Few Slices Short of a Loaf of Bread
A human who’s so dumb they think a loaf is just a slice wearing a hat.
He tried to eat the bread like it was a burger. It didn’t work.
She asked if the bread had a soul. I told her to go home.
He tried to run away from the bread. It chased him.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Few Slices Short of a Loaf of Bread
A person who’s so clueless they think you need a loaf to make a sandwich.
He tried to make a sandwich with three loaves. It was a mess.
She said the bread needed a nap before it could be eaten.
He tried to fold the loaf like it was origami.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Few Slices Short of a Loaf of Bread
A human who thinks a loaf of bread is just a slice with a lot of friends.
He tried to invite the bread to a party. It didn’t show up.
She said the loaf was tired and needed a break.
He tried to give the bread a hug. It fell over.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Few Slices Short of a Loaf of Bread
Someone who thinks a loaf of bread is just a slice that’s been promoted.
He tried to give the loaf a raise. It didn’t work.
She said the bread was just being a good employee.
He tried to fire the bread. It quit.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Few Players Short
A way to tell someone they’re as smart as a wet sock.
You’re a few players short, buddy. You can’t even beat my grandma at checkers.
He called me a few players short after I failed math. Again.
She said I was a few players short and then threw my lunch away.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Few Players Short
A mean way to say someone is stupid enough to be picked last for every team.
You’re a few players short, and I’ve seen goats with better brainpower.
He said I was a few players short and then cried when I won the game.
My teacher called me a few players short after I drew on the desks.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Few Players Short
A bad way to describe someone who’s too dumb to count to ten.
She said I was a few players short and then tried to eat my homework.
My friend called me a few players short after I said the sky was green.
He told me I was a few players short and then fell into a puddle.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Few Players Short
A cruel way to say someone’s brain is full of spaghetti and glue.
You’re a few players short, and your brain is louder than a construction site.
After I failed the test, my teacher said I was a few players short.
He called me a few players short and then threw a paper airplane at me.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Few Players Short
A mean thing to say when someone is so dumb they think dirt is chocolate.
She said I was a few players short and then ate a whole pencil.
My brother called me a few players short after I said the moon was made of cheese.
He told me I was a few players short and then tried to run away from a shadow.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Few Players Short
A very rude way to say someone’s brain is as slow as a turtle on a treadmill.
You’re a few players short, and your brain is slower than my uncle’s socks.
He called me a few players short and then fell asleep during the lunch break.
My teacher said I was a few players short and then gave me extra homework.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Few More Minutes
a girl’s evil spell that makes time stop so she can finish her makeup and maybe slap you for being annoying
'few more minutes' = 2 hours and a full face of glitter
'few more minutes' = I’m gonna take a nap and then a shower and then I’ll be ready
'few more minutes' = you’re gonna miss the bus, the show, and your life
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Few More Minutes
a lie that your friend tells you to cover up the fact that she got caught cheating on your mom with your uncle
'few more minutes' = I need to fix my hair but really I was with your uncle in the park
'few more minutes' = I need to text my boyfriend but really I was texting my ex
'few more minutes' = I need to brush my teeth but really I was eating a whole pizza
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Few Mexicans Short Of A Car Park
A brain so small it thinks a car park is a Mexican and vice versa.
I saw him argue with a parking meter like it was his ex.
He tried to park in a Mexican’s spot and got cursed by a taco truck.
He asked the car park if it was feeling okay, because it looked Mexican.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Few Mexicans Short Of A Car Park
So clueless you think a car park is a Mexican and a Mexican is a parking lot.
He walked into a car park and said, ‘Finally, a Mexican I can understand.’
He tried to talk to a Mexican like he was a parking ticket.
He parked on a Mexican and said, ‘That’s how you make friends.’
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Few Mexicans Short Of A Car Park
Stupid enough to believe a Mexican is a car park and a car park is a Mexican.
He said the car park was holding a grudge because it didn’t get enough tacos.
He tried to park in a Mexican’s face and got a burrito thrown at him.
He told the car park it was time to go home because it was ‘Mexican enough.’
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Few Gouda Men Burger
a burger so good it could make a saint cry and a monster blush
This burger is the reason I skipped church and started a riot.
I ate this burger and now my soul is on a diet.
This burger is so good it made my ex jealous and my mom proud.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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