A Few Mexicans Short Of A Car Park

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A brain so small it thinks a car park is a Mexican and vice versa.

I saw him argue with a parking meter like it was his ex.

He tried to park in a Mexican’s spot and got cursed by a taco truck.

He asked the car park if it was feeling okay, because it looked Mexican.

So clueless you think a car park is a Mexican and a Mexican is a parking lot.

He walked into a car park and said, ‘Finally, a Mexican I can understand.’

He tried to talk to a Mexican like he was a parking ticket.

He parked on a Mexican and said, ‘That’s how you make friends.’

Stupid enough to believe a Mexican is a car park and a car park is a Mexican.

He said the car park was holding a grudge because it didn’t get enough tacos.

He tried to park in a Mexican’s face and got a burrito thrown at him.

He told the car park it was time to go home because it was ‘Mexican enough.’