A Funalone
The person who makes the whole group laugh but is a total disaster when alone and spends their time arguing with their pet parrot.
They told a joke so good the whole bar laughed. Then they yelled at their parrot: 'You’re not funny!'
At the party, they were the best. Alone, they yelled at their parrot and cried.
Text: 'My parrot says I’m not funny. I’m a disaster.'