A Glitch Bitch

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She’s the worst kind of pain in the ass who finds a tiny error in your perfect plan and ruins everything you worked for like it’s a joke.
My whole team was ready to take over the world, and she found a typo in the code and crashed the whole thing.
He spent hours planning the perfect heist, and she noticed a missing decimal point and ruined it all.
They had the perfect strategy for the game, and she glitched it and won by accident.
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She’s the one person who messes up your perfect plan just to make you look like an idiot in front of everyone.
He had the best plan for the competition, and she messed it up just to laugh at him.
They were about to win the game, and she glitched it and ruined their whole day.
He spent all week preparing for the test, and she glitched it and made him fail.
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This annoying, glitchy biker wants to burn your life to the ground and watch you suffer.
She came to my house and started glitching my whole system just for fun.
She tried to glitch my life and almost ruined my whole week.
She glitched my laptop and my phone just to see me scream.
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A player who breaks the rules by using a glitch or repeating the same move over and over until they win by force.
He used the same move 10 times in a row to beat me.
She glitched through the game and finished it in 5 minutes.
He repeated the same move until the game broke and he won by accident.
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This glitchy biker thinks it’s a good idea to burn your life to the ground and watch you scream.
She came to my house and started glitching my whole system just for fun.
She glitched my life and almost ruined my whole week.
She glitched my laptop and my phone just to see me scream.
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A biker who talks like a broken keyboard and it’s the worst thing you ever had to hear.
She was talking like a broken keyboard and it was the worst thing ever.
He stuttered so much that I wanted to punch him.
She glitched her voice and it sounded like a broken robot.
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A virus that starts spreading through your computer after you watch too much porn and it’s the worst.
He watched too much porn and got a virus that crashed his whole system.
She watched a bunch of porn and her computer exploded.
He got a virus from watching porn and now his computer is broken.
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