Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Someone who starts with a smile and a compliment, but ends with a curse and a kick to your ass.

You made a decent cake... for a donkey.

That’s the best I’ve ever seen... from a donkey.

I like your hair... I hate your cooking.

2

A famous British cook who can’t find the lamb sauce and throws a tantrum like a five-year-old.

Where is the lamb sauce? I don’t even know what that is!

I can’t cook without the lamb sauce, and I can’t find it!

The lamb sauce is missing, and I’m going to find it... or you will.

3

A chef who screams at frozen food like it owes him money.

You used frozen meat? That’s not cooking, that’s a crime!

Frozen food? I’d rather eat a donkey!

You’re using frozen food? I’ll make you eat it!

4

The meanest judge in the kitchen, but he’s got skills and doesn’t give a damn about your feelings.

You’re not good enough to be on my show!

I don’t care if you’re crying, I still think you’re bad.

You’ve got talent, but I still think you’re a donkey.

5

A beast in the kitchen who roasts you so hard you’ll cry and probably eat a donkey.

You’re the worst cook I’ve ever seen... and I’ve seen a donkey cook.

I’m going to roast you so hard, you’ll cry and beg for mercy.

You’re not just bad, you’re a disgrace... and you’re a donkey.

6

A British chef who’ll throw you out of the kitchen and call you a donkey if you mess up.

You dropped the sauce? I’m throwing you out, and you’re a donkey!

You burnt the steak? I’ll throw you out, and I’ll call you a donkey.

You used the wrong knife? I’m going to throw you out, and you’re a donkey.

7

A fiery chef who’s a first-class cunt and can’t find the lamb sauce.

I’m a first-class cunt, and I can’t find the lamb sauce!

I’m spicy, I’m a first-class cunt, and I can’t find the lamb sauce.

I’m a first-class cunt, I’m spicy, and I can’t find the lamb sauce.