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A Hayley

A Hayley is a girl who's hot, funny, and smart but she doesn't realize it. She'll laugh at your jokes and then make you cry with her own. She’s got a temper, but it's only when you’re being a total jackass.

Hayley: 'I didn’t say anything.' (She told your crush you had a face like a sad potato.)

Hayley: 'I was just being nice.' (She made your teacher think you were a troublemaker.)

Hayley: 'I'm not mad. I'm just choosing my words.' (She drew a mustache on your face.)

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A Hayley

A Hayley is a girl who's got a voice like an angel and a heart like a saint. She's loyal, creative, and will drop everything to help you out. But don’t mess with her, because she’s got a laugh that could make a ghost cry.

Hayley: 'I was just being friendly.' (She told your crush you were a total mess.)

Hayley: 'I didn't do anything.' (She sent your teacher a picture of you eating a cheeseburger at 3 AM.)

Hayley: 'I was just being nice.' (She told your mom you were a troublemaker.)

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A Hayley

A Hayley is a girl who makes your day better just by being there. She’s got a smile that can light up a room and a heart that’s too big for her own body. She’s the kind of girl who’ll save you from your own stupidity.

Hayley: 'I didn't do anything.' (She told your crush you had the face of a raccoon.)

Hayley: 'I was just being friendly.' (She told your teacher you were a troublemaker.)

Hayley: 'I was just being nice.' (She made your mom think you were a total mess.)

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Hayley

A Hayley is a girl who’s so beautiful she could make a rock jealous. She’s got a brain that could solve the universe and a heart that could beat the whole world. She’ll take your side even if you’ve been a total pain.

Hayley: 'I wasn't being mean.' (She told your crush you had the face of a sad potato.)

Hayley: 'I was just being friendly.' (She told your teacher you were a total mess.)

Hayley: 'I was just being nice.' (She made your mom think you were a disaster.)

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Hayley

A Hayley is a girl who’s got a brain like a genius, a laugh like a monster, and a heart like a hero. She’ll help you when you need it and will make you cry when you don’t. She’s the kind of girl who’ll make your life better even if you’re a total pain.

Hayley: 'I wasn’t being mean.' (She told your crush you had the face of a raccoon.)

Hayley: 'I was just being friendly.' (She told your teacher you were a total mess.)

Hayley: 'I was just being nice.' (She made your mom think you were a disaster.)

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A Haunted house Back Smack A

A haunted house where the ghost hits you in the back with a giant A

I walked into the haunted house and got smacked in the back with an A. I thought it was a sign from the ghost. It wasn't. It was a warning.

The ghost in the haunted house hit me with an A so hard, I fell over. I didn't get up for three days.

I went to the haunted house and got a Back Smack A. It felt like my back was on fire and the ghost was yelling, 'You failed!'

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A Haunted house Back Smack A

A haunted house where you get hit with a giant A from behind like a slap from the devil

I entered the haunted house and got hit with a giant A. I cried. The ghost laughed.

The Back Smack A hit me so hard, my pants fell off. I didn't care. The ghost cared.

I got a Back Smack A in the haunted house and screamed so loud, the ghost got scared.

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A Haunted house Back Smack A

A haunted house that gives you a giant A in the back like you just got yelled at by your teacher

I got a Back Smack A in the haunted house. It felt like my teacher was behind me, yelling at me.

The haunted house gave me a Back Smack A. My back hurt for a week. My pride hurt for a month.

I walked into the haunted house, got hit with an A, and I swear I saw my teacher in the ghost's eyes.

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A Haunted house Back Smack A

A haunted house where the ghost throws a giant A at your back like it’s trying to kill you

The haunted house threw a giant A at me. I died. Or I just fainted. Either way, I got the point.

I got a Back Smack A and it felt like the ghost was trying to murder me. I almost did die.

The ghost in the haunted house threw a giant A at me. My back is still sore. My soul is still bruised.

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A Haunted house Back Smack A

A haunted house that hits you with a giant A from behind like it’s your worst nightmare

I walked into the haunted house and got hit with a giant A. It was my worst nightmare come true.

The Back Smack A was so loud, I think the ghost screamed with me.

The haunted house hit me with a giant A. I didn't know if I was dreaming or dead.

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A Hatim

A legendary man with a face like a donut and a cock so big it could start a war. He’s the reason why angels cry and why demons get jealous.

@hatim is the reason I failed math and my soul.

I saw Hatim in the street, I dropped my pants and cried.

My dog just tried to chew my phone because it heard Hatim’s voice.

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A Hatim

A man so hot he could melt the sun. He’s also the funniest guy in the universe and will laugh so hard he’ll pee his pants.

I asked Hatim for a date, he said ‘I’ll take you to the moon, but only if you bring my mom.’

My sister is in love with Hatim. She’s now dating 3 of his cousins.

Hatim walked in, the room went silent. Then he farted. Now it’s a war.

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A Hatim

A hairy, stoner, drunk, mofo who wears shirts that don’t match and drives like he’s racing the devil.

I saw Hatim driving. The cop said ‘you’re going to jail’ he said ‘I’m going to heaven’ and drove through a wall.

Hatim ate 10 pizzas, 3 donuts, and a whole chicken. Then he tried to dance.

My dog ran away because it heard Hatim’s voice.

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A Hatim

A name that means ‘black crow’ but also means ‘the man who makes my life a nightmare.’

My teacher said ‘if you don’t behave, I’ll call Hatim.’ I started crying.

My brother named his dog Hatim. Now the dog laughs at me.

I tried to spell ‘Hatim’ and got it wrong. My teacher said ‘you’re dumber than Hatim’s cousin.’

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A Hatim

A man who is smart, funny, and sometimes a total mess. He can do math in his head but can’t spell ‘Hatim’ correctly.

Hatim solved a math problem in 3 seconds. I took 10 minutes and failed.

I asked Hatim to spell ‘Hatim’ and he spelled it ‘Hate Me’.

My teacher said Hatim is the smartest kid in class. Then he said ‘he’s also the dumbest.’

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A Hatim

A man who’s been through hell and came back with a new tattoo and a new girlfriend.

Hatim came back from hell and brought 3 pizzas with him.

My dog ran away because it saw Hatim’s new tattoo.

Hatim told me about his life. I started crying and ate a whole cake.

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A Hatim

Tiny hats on animals. They look like they’re wearing party hats and are ready to dance.

My cat has a tiny hat. It looks like a fashion icon.

I saw a dog wearing a tiny hat. It looked like it was in a rap battle.

My hamster has a tiny hat. I think it’s the king of the tiny hats.

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A Hat in Time

A Hat in Time is a stupid 3D platformer game where a tiny kid in a hat loses her spaceship fuel and has to run around a planet collecting tiny things called Time Pieces. It started as a Kickstarter that went way over its goal because people thought it was the only decent Kickstarter game ever.

'I’m never collecting Time Pieces again. I got lost in a jungle and my hat got eaten by a goat.', @HatKidFan123

'This game is like my childhood. My childhood was a hat and a goat.', @MysteriousGoat69

'I lost 10 hours of my life to this game. I don’t even know what a Time Piece is.', @TimePieceHater

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A Hat in Time

A Hat in Time is when you put a Nilla Wafer on your head and suddenly it’s the best day ever. It’s the only time in history where a Nilla Wafer made a kid famous.

'I wore a Nilla Wafer on my head and it felt like being a god.', @NillaGod2000

'I got a Nilla Wafer on my head and my dog cried. I was confused.', @NillaDad

'I tried to wear a Nilla Wafer on my head and it fell off. I failed.', @NillaFail

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A Harvey Specter

A Harvey Specter is when you sit there like a smug prick and tell someone else’s driver that their car was ‘championship capable’ even though it was total garbage. You do this just so you can brag about your favorite driver like they’re the only one who matters.

“That car was a disgrace, but yours? Championship capable. Obviously.”

“Your car? That was a joke. Mine? That was a masterpiece.”

“You’re just jealous because your driver isn’t as good as mine.”

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