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A Heat
Heat is like when a girl is so desperate to get pregnant she’ll flirt with anyone, even your annoying cousin.
My sister started texting my uncle during lunch, that was a Heat.
My mom started eye-fucking my dad’s coworker, that was a Heat.
My friend’s dog tried to hump the mailman, that was a Heat.
A Heat
Heat is like a synonym for ‘gun’ or ‘hot’, it’s when something is so intense it might get you arrested or make you pass out.
That was a Heat, I could’ve died from the stress.
He had a Heat in his voice, I knew I was in trouble.
That party was a Heat, it was wild and loud.
A Heat
A Heat is when you’re so horny you’ll try to mate with anyone, even your teacher or your brother’s pet turtle.
My friend tried to hump my teacher’s leg during class, that was a Heat.
My brother tried to mate with my sister’s pet turtle, that was a Heat.
I tried to hump the school janitor, that was a Heat.
A Heat
Heat is when you’re so angry or hot you feel like you could burn the world down, or at least your neighbor’s couch.
That guy yelled at me so hard, that was a Heat.
I got so mad I threw my cereal at the wall, that was a Heat.
My mom screamed so loud the neighbors came out, that was a Heat.
A Heat
A Heat is when you touch some weird roleplayer’s ears or tail, it’s like getting electrocuted by a weird fantasy creature.
I touched his ears and got shocked, that was a Heat.
She grabbed my tail and I screamed, that was a Heat.
He touched my ears and I died, that was a Heat.
A Headache of 7th Graders
A bunch of seventh graders; like a herd of brats fighting over the last slice of pizza.
My homeroom is a headache of 7th graders. They’re louder than a jackhammer at a rock concert.
The hallway looks like a headache of 7th graders. Someone’s gonna get kicked out soon.
This class is a headache of 7th graders. I’m gonna lose my mind by lunch.
A Headache of 7th Graders
A group of seventh graders; they’re like a pack of feral raccoons with a grudge.
That lunch table is a headache of 7th graders. They’re arguing about who spilled the soda.
I walked into a headache of 7th graders. They were fighting over a pencil like it was a treasure.
This group is a headache of 7th graders. They’re louder than a screaming parrot.
A Headache of 7th Graders
A bunch of seventh graders; they’re like a mess of spaghetti in a blender.
This group is a headache of 7th graders. They’re all over the place, like a tornado hit them.
The bus ride is a headache of 7th graders. They’re talking, laughing, and throwing snacks like it’s a food fight.
This class is a headache of 7th graders. I can’t even think straight.
A Head of Esteem
The crazy belief that you're the best person for the job even when you're clearly not.
I got this promotion because I said I'd take it. I didn't know it was a joke.
He thinks he's the king of the hill. He's just a fat guy on a throne.
She said she'd beat the game. It took her three tries and a cheat code.
A Head of Esteem
That dumb feeling you get when you think you can handle whatever comes next, even if it's a disaster.
He told me he could finish the project by Friday. Now it's Tuesday and it's still not done.
She said she'd handle the meeting. Now she's hiding in the bathroom.
He said he'd eat the whole pizza. Now he's passed out on the floor.
A Head of Esteem
The fake bravery you use when you're actually scared but you don't want to admit it.
He said he'd fight the bull. Now he's crying in the corner.
She told me she'd do the presentation. Now she's hiding behind her laptop.
He said he'd take the blame. Now he's texting me to say he didn't do it.
A Head of Esteem
When you're so full of yourself that you think you're the only one who can fix everything.
He said he could fix the computer. Now it's broken and he's on the floor.
She said she could cook dinner. Now it's just burnt toast and sadness.
He said he'd clean the room. Now it's a mess and he's in the trash can.
A Head of Esteem
The fake confidence you use to trick people into thinking you're actually good at something.
He said he could fix the car. Now it's in the ditch and he's walking home.
She said she'd do the math test. Now she's crying over a question about fractions.
He said he'd win the game. Now he's sitting on the bench with a popsicle.
A Head Full Of Nickels
A brain full of nickels means someone so dumb they forget their own name and think they're a toaster.
My cousin is a head full of nickels. He forgot where he lived and tried to move into a fridge.
My teacher says I'm a head full of nickels because I still think the moon is made of cheese.
My dog is a head full of nickels. He barked at a banana and tried to eat it.
A Head Full Of Nickels
A head full of nickels is someone who can't remember anything and thinks they're the president of nothing.
My brother is a head full of nickels. He told the cops he was the president of the pizza shop.
My mom says my brother is a head full of nickels because he forgot his own birthday.
My friend is a head full of nickels. He tried to pay for a soda with a chicken.
A Head Full Of Nickels
A head full of nickels is someone who can’t remember their own face and thinks they’re a celebrity.
My neighbor is a head full of nickels. He thinks he’s a rockstar and sings to his cat every morning.
My dog is a head full of nickels. He tried to run for mayor and got 2 votes.
My brother is a head full of nickels. He told the barista he was the king of the coffee.
A Head Full Of Nickels
A head full of nickels is someone who forgets everything and thinks they’re a genius.
My friend is a head full of nickels. He told the teacher he invented math and got a D.
My cousin is a head full of nickels. He tried to build a spaceship with Legos and it exploded.
My dog is a head full of nickels. He thinks he’s a robot and tries to talk to the vacuum.
A Head Full Of Nickels
A head full of nickels is someone who can’t remember their own name and thinks they’re a superhero.
My brother is a head full of nickels. He told the cops he was the Flash and ran into a wall.
My dog is a head full of nickels. He thinks he’s Batman and tries to save the couch every day.
My friend is a head full of nickels. He tried to fight a dragon and got eaten by a goat.
A Hayley
A Hayley is a girl who has more enemies than friends. She talks shit behind your back and thinks she's the best thing since sliced bread. She's got a face like a slapped potato and a brain like a fried egg.
Hayley: 'I didn't say anything.' (She texted everyone about you crying in the bathroom.)
Hayley: 'I'm just being nice.' (She stole your lunch and told your crush you were a psycho.)
Hayley: 'I'm not mad.' (She's been making fun of you for two weeks.)
A Hayley
A Hayley is a girl who's got a laugh that could make a statue giggle. She's a bit of a dork but she's also a total beast when she's mad. She'll help you out even if you've been a total pain.
Hayley: 'I'm not mad. I'm just choosing my words carefully.' (She threw your math test in the trash.)
Hayley: 'I'm just being friendly.' (She told your teacher you were a troublemaker.)
Hayley: 'I'm just being honest.' (She said your haircut looked like a raccoon had attacked you.)
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