A Hayley
A Hayley is a girl who's got a laugh that could make a statue giggle. She's a bit of a dork but she's also a total beast when she's mad. She'll help you out even if you've been a total pain.
Hayley: 'I'm not mad. I'm just choosing my words carefully.' (She threw your math test in the trash.)
Hayley: 'I'm just being friendly.' (She told your teacher you were a troublemaker.)
Hayley: 'I'm just being honest.' (She said your haircut looked like a raccoon had attacked you.)