A Head Full Of Nickels
A head full of nickels is someone who can't remember anything and thinks they're the president of nothing.
My brother is a head full of nickels. He told the cops he was the president of the pizza shop.
My mom says my brother is a head full of nickels because he forgot his own birthday.
My friend is a head full of nickels. He tried to pay for a soda with a chicken.
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