A Head Full Of Nickels

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A brain full of nickels means someone so dumb they forget their own name and think they're a toaster.
My cousin is a head full of nickels. He forgot where he lived and tried to move into a fridge.
My teacher says I'm a head full of nickels because I still think the moon is made of cheese.
My dog is a head full of nickels. He barked at a banana and tried to eat it.
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A head full of nickels is someone who can't remember anything and thinks they're the president of nothing.
My brother is a head full of nickels. He told the cops he was the president of the pizza shop.
My mom says my brother is a head full of nickels because he forgot his own birthday.
My friend is a head full of nickels. He tried to pay for a soda with a chicken.
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A head full of nickels is someone who can’t remember their own face and thinks they’re a celebrity.
My neighbor is a head full of nickels. He thinks he’s a rockstar and sings to his cat every morning.
My dog is a head full of nickels. He tried to run for mayor and got 2 votes.
My brother is a head full of nickels. He told the barista he was the king of the coffee.
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A head full of nickels is someone who forgets everything and thinks they’re a genius.
My friend is a head full of nickels. He told the teacher he invented math and got a D.
My cousin is a head full of nickels. He tried to build a spaceship with Legos and it exploded.
My dog is a head full of nickels. He thinks he’s a robot and tries to talk to the vacuum.
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A head full of nickels is someone who can’t remember their own name and thinks they’re a superhero.
My brother is a head full of nickels. He told the cops he was the Flash and ran into a wall.
My dog is a head full of nickels. He thinks he’s Batman and tries to save the couch every day.
My friend is a head full of nickels. He tried to fight a dragon and got eaten by a goat.
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