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A Harvey Specter
Harvey Specter is a fictional lawyer who thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread. He’s got the charm, the ego, and the habit of smoking weed like it’s his job. He’s so cool, you might actually want to be a lawyer just to be like him.
“Harvey Specter? That guy’s a legend. He’s like the king of the courtroom.”
“He’s got more one-liners than I’ve got bad days.”
“He’s so cool, I want to be him when I grow up.”
A Harvey Specter
Getting your ass kicked by a Harvard badass is like getting hit by a truck. You’re so bad at everything, you might as well just give up. You’ll probably end up in the dictionary, where ‘success’ comes before ‘work’ and you’re stuck there.
“I lost to that Harvard guy. I might as well just stop trying.”
“He beat me at everything. I might as well be dead.”
“That Harvard guy? He’s the reason I’m stuck in the dictionary.”
A Harvey Specter
Harvey Specter is like the hotter version of Woody from Toy Story. He’s got the charm, the confidence, and the looks to back it up. You’d do anything to be him.
“Harvey Specter is like Woody, but hotter. And way cooler.”
“He’s the kind of guy who could make a toy jealous.”
“If Woody had a hotter version, it’d be Harvey Specter.”
A Harvey
A Harvey is when a weeny junior boy gets all flustered over a baby freshman girl who still wears glitter in the morning.
My cousin got Harvey’d by a girl who still uses a lunchbox.
Harvey struck when Jake saw Lucy wearing glitter and a fanny pack.
Harvey is when a boy’s face turns red because the girl he likes still uses glitter.
A Harvey
To be harveyed is to drink so much cheap vodka you pass out in a dog cage and vomit so hard you wake up in a field.
I got harveyed at the party and vomited in a dog cage like a beast.
He got harveyed and woke up in a field with a hangover and no pants.
She got harveyed and vomited so hard her parents had to come get her.
A Harvey
A Harvey is a guy with a big dick that can’t be ignored even when he’s wearing pants.
He’s a Harvey, and I swear I could see his dick through his pants.
That guy is a Harvey, and I could see his dong from the other side of the bus.
He’s a Harvey and still managed to flex in a tuxedo.
A Harvey
To be harveyed in public is to have a hard-on so obvious it looks like it’s trying to escape.
He got harveyed in the hallway and everyone saw it.
She got harveyed in class and the teacher asked what was wrong.
He got harveyed in the lunchroom and the entire cafeteria saw it.
A Harvey
A Harvey is a total legend who makes everything better and is the kind of guy who would punch a cop for you.
That guy is a Harvey, and I saw him punch a cop for no reason.
She’s a Harvey and would fight a dragon for you.
He’s a Harvey, and I’d follow him anywhere.
A Harvey
A Harvey is a chill dude who laughs at everything and always helps people out, even if he’s mad at them.
My brother is a Harvey and laughs at everything even when he’s mad.
She’s a Harvey and always helps people out no matter what.
He’s a Harvey and still laughs at me even when I punch him.
A Harvey
A Harvey is a smart guy who’s kind to girls and can be a total beast when he’s angry.
He’s a Harvey and got angry at the teacher and got suspended.
She’s a Harvey and can be super nice or totally crazy.
He’s a Harvey and can be calm or a total monster.
A Harry Scott
A total brainiac in real life but a complete noob when it comes to games. They think they're cool by switching from Fortnite to Minecraft, but they’re just trying to avoid getting picked on.
"I used to play Fortnite, but I’m not a Fortnite kid. I’m a Minecraft kid now." - A Harry Scott in the middle of a gaming battle
"I don’t play Fortnite. I just played it once." - A Harry Scott trying to save face
"I’m not a Fortnite kid. I’m a Minecraft kid. I’m not a Fortnite kid." - A Harry Scott who can’t stop repeating himself
A Harry Scott
They’re like the nerdy kid who thinks they’re the cool one, but everyone just laughs at them when they try to act like they know what they’re doing.
"I played Fortnite before. Then I played Minecraft. I’m not a Fortnite kid." - A Harry Scott who doesn’t know what he’s saying
"I’m a Minecraft kid. I’m not a Fortnite kid. I’m not a Fortnite kid." - A Harry Scott who won’t stop saying the same thing
"I’m not a Fortnite kid. I’m a Minecraft kid. I was never a Fortnite kid." - A Harry Scott who’s trying too hard
A Harry Scott
They’re the kind of person who tries to act cool by switching games, but it just makes them look like a dork.
"I played Fortnite. Then I played Minecraft. I’m not a Fortnite kid." - A Harry Scott who’s still getting picked on
"I’m not a Fortnite kid. I’m a Minecraft kid. I’m not a Fortnite kid." - A Harry Scott who’s still repeating the same thing
"I played Fortnite. Then I played Minecraft. I’m a Minecraft kid." - A Harry Scott who just can’t stop talking about it
A Harry McConnell
When you promise to show up but then disappear like a bad smell
I told them I'd be there at 7. Now it's 8 and I'm still in bed.
He said he'd bring the pizza. Now I'm eating chicken nuggets.
She said she'd come to the party. Now I'm the only one here.
A Harry McConnell
You make a deal and then you break it like a cheap phone
I said I'd help you move. Now I'm hiding in the bathroom.
We made a bet. Now you're cheating and I'm mad.
You said you'd pay. Now I'm out of pocket and you're laughing.
A Harry McConnell
You act like you're cool but then you vanish like a fart in the wind
He said he'd text me. Now I've got 10 missed calls and zero messages.
She said she'd come. Now I'm stuck with my brother.
You said you'd be here. Now I'm eating alone and I'm mad.
A Harry McConnell
You say you're there but then you're not, like a broken promise
I told you I'd come. Now I'm still at work and you're eating my food.
He said he'd help me clean. Now my room looks like a tornado hit it.
You said you'd show up. Now I'm the only one here and I'm sad.
A Harry McConnell
You talk big but then you run like a scared mouse
He said he'd beat me at chess. Now I'm winning and he's crying.
She said she'd come. Now I'm waiting and she's nowhere.
You said you'd stay. Now you're gone and I'm left with my thoughts.
A Harry McConnell
You make plans and then you vanish like a bad dream
She said she'd come to the concert. Now I'm singing alone.
He said he'd help me move. Now I'm still stuck with my stuff.
You said you'd show up. Now I'm eating alone and I'm mad.
A Harry Cooper
A lard-filled kid who thinks he’s cool but just ends up being the guy who sits there and lets you have all the girls.
He’s like the side dish at a buffet, nobody wants him, but he’s always there.
He’s the reason I have to pretend I don’t know him at school dances.
He tries to be funny, but it’s just sad, like a broken kazoo.
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