Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you promise to show up but then disappear like a bad smell

I told them I'd be there at 7. Now it's 8 and I'm still in bed.

He said he'd bring the pizza. Now I'm eating chicken nuggets.

She said she'd come to the party. Now I'm the only one here.

2

You make a deal and then you break it like a cheap phone

I said I'd help you move. Now I'm hiding in the bathroom.

We made a bet. Now you're cheating and I'm mad.

You said you'd pay. Now I'm out of pocket and you're laughing.

3

You act like you're cool but then you vanish like a fart in the wind

He said he'd text me. Now I've got 10 missed calls and zero messages.

She said she'd come. Now I'm stuck with my brother.

You said you'd be here. Now I'm eating alone and I'm mad.

4

You say you're there but then you're not, like a broken promise

I told you I'd come. Now I'm still at work and you're eating my food.

He said he'd help me clean. Now my room looks like a tornado hit it.

You said you'd show up. Now I'm the only one here and I'm sad.

5

You talk big but then you run like a scared mouse

He said he'd beat me at chess. Now I'm winning and he's crying.

She said she'd come. Now I'm waiting and she's nowhere.

You said you'd stay. Now you're gone and I'm left with my thoughts.

6

You make plans and then you vanish like a bad dream

She said she'd come to the concert. Now I'm singing alone.

He said he'd help me move. Now I'm still stuck with my stuff.

You said you'd show up. Now I'm eating alone and I'm mad.