Discover Slang

A Harry Cooper
The guy who’s too fat to run, but still thinks he’s the best at everything.
He claims he’s a good dancer, but he just waddles in place like a confused duck.
He tried to join the basketball team and got kicked out for being too big.
He says he’s the best at video games, but he can’t even beat me on Mario Kart.
A Harry Cooper
A kid who’s so fat, he’s like a walking snack bar, and he still thinks he’s the main dish.
He eats three sandwiches for breakfast and still claims he’s not full.
He tried to do a cartwheel and it looked like a failed science experiment.
He’s the reason the cafeteria gives out free chips, he eats them all.
A Harro
Turn into a giant sponge, take advantage of your friends until they’re broke, then dump them for your new friends and family.
Yo, I’m out, you’re done, I’m taking your girl and your cousin’s lunch money.
My old friends are broke, I’m with the new squad now.
You’re a sponge, I’m a king, I’m moving on.
A Harro
A stupid greeting from Asian kids that sounds like ‘hello’ but with an accent. Say it everywhere and you’ll be the weirdest kid in school.
Harro! What’s up, dude?
Harro! You’re in my class?
Harro! You just walked in and I didn’t notice you.
A Harro
The kind of guy who gets all the girls, looks good, and drinks like a fish. If he’s surrounded by girls, he’s definitely a Harro.
Harro’s at the party, girls are all over him.
He’s a Harro, he’s got a girl on each arm.
He’s the Harro, he’s got the looks and the drink.
A Harro
The lame way hackers say hello. It’s for people who think they’re cool because they type fast.
Harro! I’m here to hack you.
Harro! You’re the weakest link.
Harro! I’m the king of the internet.
A Harro
A stupid word made by a guy who couldn’t talk right and tried to say ‘hello.’ Now it’s used when something is super obvious.
Harro! You just failed the test.
Harro! That’s the same outfit you wore last week.
Harro! You’re the worst friend ever.
A Harro
A dumb hacker who’s online all day and talks like a fool. You can find him on a website called IRC.
Harro is online again, he’s talking nonsense.
Harro just said ‘harro’ 20 times in a row.
Harro’s in a chat, he’s the worst.
A Harro
A stupid word from a girl who can’t speak properly. She tried to say ‘hello’ and it turned into ‘harro.’
Mikaela said ‘harro’ instead of ‘hello.’
Harro is the worst greeting ever.
Mikaela can’t talk, she just says ‘harro.’
A Harris
A Harris is a person who lives in a house with like 100 other Harris people. A bunch of Harris is called a 'Hoard' and it’s like a family that never ends.
My cousin's a Harris and they have 12 siblings. It’s like a never-ending family reunion.
My neighbor’s a Harris and they have 50 cousins. It’s like a whole town is related to them.
My teacher is a Harris and they have 20 brothers. It's like a superhero team.
A Harris
A Harris has thumbs so big they look like toes. They’re so huge, they might get in the way when you try to text. It’s like your fingers are trying to take over.
My uncle has a Harris and he can’t text without looking like a confused octopus.
My friend’s brother has a Harris and he texts with his feet.
My mom has a Harris and she can’t text without using her elbow.
A Harris
A Harrie is a fan of Harry Styles who will fight to the death on Twitter if someone insults him. They’re like the best fans ever, but also like the worst enemies ever.
My cousin is a Harrie and she once screamed at a guy for calling Harry Styles ‘okay’.
My friend is a Harrie and he fought a guy for 3 hours over a typo in a tweet.
My brother is a Harrie and he once DM’d a guy and said, 'You will die if you say one more bad thing about Harry Styles.'
A Harris
Harry is a guy who’s super nice but also super shy. He’s the friend who will laugh at your jokes but won’t tell any of his own.
My friend Harry once laughed at my joke but then got scared when I asked him for one.
My brother Harry smiled at my joke but then ran away.
My classmate Harry laughed at my joke but then hid behind a tree.
A Harris
A Harry is a guy who thinks he’s super cool but is also kind. He’ll fight for his beliefs but also cry when his mom says he’s not cool enough.
My Harry friend once told the class he was cool, but then cried when he failed math.
My cousin Harry fought a guy for 10 minutes but then cried when he got a bad grade.
My brother Harry stood up for me but then cried when his favorite shoe broke.
A Harris
The Harris is a portrait of a guy who looks like he just came from a war and is ready to fight. He’s got a beard, a ‘thumbs up,’ and the whole world is obsessed with him.
My friend saw the Harris and said, 'He looks like he just came from a war and is ready to fight.'
My teacher showed the Harris and said, 'That guy looks like he just won a battle.'
My mom said the Harris looks like he just got out of a war and is ready to beat up the world.
A Harris
A Harris is a guy who’s good at math but terrible at everything else. He’s the guy who’s always late but still has a perfect schedule.
My cousin Harris is good at math but can’t even tie his shoes.
My friend Harris got an A in math but failed art because he drew a triangle and called it a cat.
My brother Harris is good at math but once tried to eat a math textbook.
A Harold
A guy who gives zero shits about anything and will do stupid, embarrassing stuff just to get a girl to like him
I did a dance number in a public mall just to impress her. I got a kid to throw confetti on me. I was so stupid.
My friend did a chicken dance in the middle of a subway. He got arrested. He was worth it.
I asked my mom to dress up like a clown for my date. She did it. I got a bad grade for it.
A Harold
When you change your mind after the game has started. You flip your lid like a donut.
I thought Team A was gonna win, then they lost. I flipped out and said Team B would win. I was wrong again.
I bet $20 on Team A, then Team B came in. I changed my mind and lost $20. I was so mad.
I said Team A would win, then Team B won. I changed my mind. I lost. I was so dumb.
A Harold
A guy who is the king of all kings. He’s got a huge cock and knows how to use it. He’s sweet, smart, and treats you like a queen.
He took me to a fancy dinner and gave me a necklace. He was so nice.
He bought me a car for my birthday. He was so generous.
He proposed to me in a park with 100 roses. He was so romantic.
A Harold
The nicest guy you’ve ever met. He makes you laugh and thinks about you all the time. He’s the best.
He texted me every day and made me laugh. He was so sweet.
He stayed up all night to help me with my homework. He was so kind.
He brought me coffee every morning. He was so thoughtful.
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