A Harold

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A guy who gives zero shits about anything and will do stupid, embarrassing stuff just to get a girl to like him

I did a dance number in a public mall just to impress her. I got a kid to throw confetti on me. I was so stupid.

My friend did a chicken dance in the middle of a subway. He got arrested. He was worth it.

I asked my mom to dress up like a clown for my date. She did it. I got a bad grade for it.

When you change your mind after the game has started. You flip your lid like a donut.

I thought Team A was gonna win, then they lost. I flipped out and said Team B would win. I was wrong again.

I bet $20 on Team A, then Team B came in. I changed my mind and lost $20. I was so mad.

I said Team A would win, then Team B won. I changed my mind. I lost. I was so dumb.

A guy who is the king of all kings. He’s got a huge cock and knows how to use it. He’s sweet, smart, and treats you like a queen.

He took me to a fancy dinner and gave me a necklace. He was so nice.

He bought me a car for my birthday. He was so generous.

He proposed to me in a park with 100 roses. He was so romantic.

The nicest guy you’ve ever met. He makes you laugh and thinks about you all the time. He’s the best.

He texted me every day and made me laugh. He was so sweet.

He stayed up all night to help me with my homework. He was so kind.

He brought me coffee every morning. He was so thoughtful.

Harold is the definition of loyalty. He’s handsome, smart, and he doesn’t hold back. But if you mess with him, he will get angry.

He stood up for me when someone insulted me. He was so loyal.

He got angry when someone broke his trust. He was so fierce.

He never left my side when I was in trouble. He was so devoted.

He acts like a cocky guy, but he’s actually the nicest guy you’ll ever meet. He lifts you up every day.

He said he was going to be with someone else, but he stayed with me. He was so nice.

He never acted like a jerk, even when he had the chance. He was so good.

He stayed with me when everyone else left. He was so kind.

When you hang out at a cemetery just to be dramatic. Popularized by a guy who loved going to funerals of people he didn’t even know.

I went to a funeral of a guy I didn’t know. I cried so much. I was so dramatic.

I hung out at the cemetery all day. I was so weird.

I dressed up for a funeral and cried in front of people. I was so dramatic.