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A Jug
A woman’s big, beautiful, and sometimes bouncy upper body parts. The kind that make you stop and stare.
Her jugs were so big, I almost got a second job just to stare at them.
He looked at her jugs like they were the last piece of pizza on the table.
I didn’t even notice the game because of her jugs.
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A Jug
Snatching someone or something with style and no regard for the consequences.
He heisted my lunch and then laughed at me like I was a joke.
She stole my boy and now he’s crying at her feet.
He took my car and left me stranded in the middle of nowhere.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Jug
A place where people get locked up, and it’s from the North West of England. It's like prison, but with more swearing and less freedom.
That jug is the worst place I’ve ever been. It’s like prison, but with more screaming.
He went to jug and came out with a new nickname and a broken nose.
They locked me in jug for a week. I came out a man.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Jug
A container for keeping milk fresh, or for holding your rage when your milk gets stolen.
That jug was holding my milk, and I almost cried when it got stolen.
I kept my milk in a jug, and it was the only thing keeping me sane.
That jug was full of milk and my hope for the day.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Julia
Julias are the kind of people who love you to death but act like they don't care. They're picky as hell and will spend forever waiting for the perfect person, but once they find them, they'll never let go. All they want is love, travel, and to be appreciated for their art, which they hide like it's a secret.
You’re the perfect match, but Julia’s still waiting for someone with better hair.
Julia spends three hours picking out the right shirt for you, but you’re just wearing it to the store.
She paints in her room, but you only see it when she accidentally spills glitter on your lunch.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Julia
A Julia is the most annoyingly perfect person you've ever met. She’s got a brain the size of a planet, a body that looks like it was made in heaven, and she thinks she’s the only one who matters. She'll cheer you up with a smile, then laugh at your dumb jokes like they’re the best thing ever.
She walks in, and you suddenly feel like the worst version of yourself.
She tells you she's in love with someone else, but it's clearly you she's thinking about.
She’s the one who makes your teacher cry during math class.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Julia
Julia is the best friend you ever had, but no one realizes how amazing she is. She works her ass off and never gives up, even when she’s being treated like a nobody. You better thank her while she’s still around, because she’ll leave you for someone who actually appreciates her.
She’s the one who stays up all night helping you study for a test you didn’t even care about.
You ditched her for a party, and she still showed up with a gift bag for you.
She cried when you got into college, but she didn’t tell anyone.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Julia
A Julia is the kind of person who tells you she’s a dork, but everyone else knows she’s a queen. She’s got jokes that’ll make you snort your soda, and she’ll stick up for you even if it means getting in a fight with someone who’s way bigger than her.
She told a joke so bad it made the teacher laugh during a math test.
She convinced the whole school that the principal was a vampire.
She stood up for you when the bullies took your lunch money.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Julia
A Julia is like a goddess who walks among humans. Everyone else is jealous of how beautiful she is, and you’d be crazy not to fall for her. Her eyes are like the sky, and her attitude is perfect. Don’t be the idiot who lets her go.
You see her in the hallway, and you forget your name.
She smiles at you, and you think you’ve won the lottery.
She walks into the room, and suddenly the world is brighter.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Julia
Julia is the kind of person who’s shy at first, but once she gets to know you, she’ll be your best friend forever. She’s fun, she’s smart, and she’s got the kind of energy that makes you want to go out and party with her every day.
She’s quiet in class, but she’ll laugh so hard at your jokes that the teacher stops the lesson.
She’s the first one to show up at your party, and the last one to leave.
She’ll text you at 2 a. m. just to say hi.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Julia
A Julia is the kind of person who will insult you in the middle of a 7-Eleven parking lot, just to be nice. She’ll buy you chips, then call you a bitch because you didn’t thank her properly. But deep down, she’s the best friend you’ll ever have.
You buy her candy, and she yells at you for not buying the right flavor.
She insults you in public just to get you to laugh.
She’ll call you a dumbass for no reason, just to be nice.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Josu
A Josu is a guy who starts off being a quiet little f***ing shrimp, but once he opens his mouth, he talks like he's been drinking all day and has a f***ing microphone. He's the kind of guy who makes you laugh so hard you cry and will be there for you when you're f***ing broke and your mom's yelling at you.
'Yo, Josu, why you always so f***ing loud?'
'He texted me at 2 a. m. just to tell me he was f***ing hungry.'
'He cried when I told him I was going to college.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Josu
A Josu is like the f***ing sun. He's so perfect you think he's gonna shine forever, but then he f***ing sneezes and it's like the sky turned to f***ing thunder.
'He got a 100% on the test and then cried when he got a B.'
'He's the only guy who can make math sound like a f***ing love song.'
'He got a job at McDonald's and it's like he's the f***ing president.'
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A Josu
A Josu is a f***ing nigga who eats cinnamon rolls like they're f***ing gold. He's got a sweet tooth and a f***ing attitude.
'He ate three cinnamon rolls and then told me I was f***ing ugly.'
'He brought a cinnamon roll to the fight and it was like a f***ing war.'
'He called me a f***ing donut and then cried.'
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A Josu
A Josu is the guy who will f***ing compliment you until you're f***ing dizzy, but when he gets nervous, he'll text you f***ing 10 times a day just to say he's f***ing alive.
'He texted me at 1 a. m. just to say he was f***ing alive.'
'He told me I was beautiful and then cried when I said thank you.'
'He called me at 3 a. m. just to say he was f***ing hungry.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Josu
A Josu is a guy who looks like he was f***ing carved out of heaven, but when he gets in the f***ing bed, he turns into a f***ing animal. He's got money, he's got style, and he's got a f***ing attitude that makes you want to scream.
'He got a new car and it was like he was f***ing rich.'
'He told me he was f***ing rich and then cried when I said I was poor.'
'He texted me a picture of his car and it was like he was f***ing king.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Josu
A Josu is a guy who's so f***ing strong he could bowl a f***ing ball and dig a f***ing canyon with his bare hands. He's got the strength of a thousand f***ing bulls.
'He lifted a f***ing car and it was like he was f***ing Superman.'
'He dug a hole and it was like he was f***ing digging to the center of the Earth.'
'He told me he could lift a f***ing mountain and it was like he was f***ing bragging.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Joshua Gray
A Leeds United player who's more famous for his woman count than his football skills. He's called the ankle man because his legs are weaker than a baby's noodle and can't take a tackle without crying.
Josh Gray got tackled and fell over like a sack of bricks. Classic ankle man.
He's got more women than a dating app and less skill than a toddler.
He’s the reason the team lost. He’s more of a love machine than a football player.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Joshua Gray
A Leeds United guy who's known for his lack of power and his love life. He can't even stand a normal tackle and has more women than a strip club.
He got taken down by a kid and started whining like a baby.
He's got more dates than a calendar and less strength than a marshmallow.
He got tackled and immediately started texting his girlfriend.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Joshua Gray
A Leeds United player who punches way above his weight but has legs weaker than a jelly. He’s got more women than a gossip column and can’t take a normal tackle.
He got tackled and fell like a sack of bricks. Typical Josh Gray.
He’s got more girlfriends than a dating app and can’t run for his life.
He’s got more love life than a soap opera and less strength than a pillow.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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