A Justin Barbu
When an adult sends a private photo to someone so young they still wear socks with holes
Here’s my privates
You’re gonna get a shock
I promise it’s not that bad
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A Justin Barbu
A person who sends a picture of their naked body to someone who’s barely old enough to drink soda
You wanted it, now you got it
Here’s my body
Drink up, kid
A Justin Barbu
When someone older sends a naked picture to someone so young they still believe in fairies
Here’s my d*ck, fairy
You asked for it
Believe in fairies and d*cks
A Justin Barbu
A person who sends a naked picture to someone who’s still too short to reach the top shelf
Check this out, shorty
You wanted it
Now you’re stuck with it
A Jungo
A jungo is the worst slur ever. It’s so bad, it makes your grandma cry and your dog run away.
My cousin called me a jungo. I cried and threw up.
He said I was a jungo. I told him to shut up and go die.
She called me a jungo. I kicked her out of my house.
A Jungo
Jungo is a word for huge boobs. Like, so huge they could launch a spaceship.
Her boobs are jungo. I think they’re gonna break the bed.
He said my boobs were jungo. I told him to shut up and eat a sandwich.
My mom’s boobs are jungo. They look like balloons.
A Jungo
Jungo is a word for a poop that’s so big, it could clog the entire sewer system.
He pooped a jungo. The whole class smelled it.
I ate a jungo. I couldn’t move for a week.
She pooped a jungo in the hallway. The teacher was mad.
A Jungo
Jungo is when you get so hard you shoot your load in your daughter. It’s wild.
He jungo’d his daughter. It was crazy.
My dad jungo’d me. I was so embarrassed.
He jungo’d his sister. She cried.
A Jungo
A jungo is a slur so bad, it could get you banned from school and your mom would slap you.
He called me a jungo. My mom slapped me.
She said I was a jungo. I got suspended.
My brother called me a jungo. I cried.
A Jungo
Jungo is the worst word ever. It’s so bad, it could make your whole family cry.
He called me a jungo. I was so mad I broke my phone.
She said I was a jungo. I screamed and ran out.
My brother called me a jungo. I cried in my pillow.
A Junaid
When you take forever to do nothing and make everyone else wait like you're the king of laziness and don't care about poops.
Junaid: I'm gonna take 20 minutes to brush my teeth before I even think about going to school.
Junaid: I didn't poop today. I'm not eating until I do.
Junaid: I'm not moving until my breakfast is ready. I'm a king, and I rule over poops.
A Junaid
The ultimate cool guy. He has a perfect haircut, looks like a model, and can dance like a pro. He's also the only person who can make soccer look like art.
Junaid: I just walked into the room, and everyone stopped talking. That's how cool I am.
Junaid: I'm not just a singer. I'm a soccer legend in disguise.
Junaid: My haircut is so good, it deserves its own Instagram page.
A Junaid
The best human being who is kind, funny, cool, and looks like a god. You're lucky if you have this name. You're basically perfect.
Junaid: I'm the best person ever. You're just a regular person. Sad life.
Junaid: I'm so cool, I can make your day better just by existing.
Junaid: If I were a superhero, I'd be the one who saves the world with kindness.
A Junaid
A guy who's built like a beast and looks like he could beat you up with just a smile.
Junaid: I'm not just strong. I'm a walking muscle machine.
Junaid: I look so good, I could win a beauty pageant.
Junaid: I can lift you like you're a bag of chips.
A Junaid
A tiny army that can take on a whole battlefield with no problem. Small but mighty.
Junaid: I'm not just a guy. I'm like a small army with a heartbeat.
Junaid: I can take on a whole army with just one punch.
Junaid: I'm small, but I can beat up anyone who messes with me.
A Junaid
A guy who plays hard to get but is actually awesome. He's rude, but he's still the best.
Junaid: I'm not interested in you. But I'm still kind of cute.
Junaid: I'm a total jerk, but I'm also kinda cool.
Junaid: I don't like you, but I still want to be your friend.
A Junaid
The person who makes your heart go boom. He's kind, real, and looks like a total legend. And he's not short, which is a bonus.
Junaid: I'm not just cool. I'm the love of your life.
Junaid: I'm kind, real, and I look like a total legend.
Junaid: I'm not short, so I'm like a superhero who can reach the top shelf.
A Jug
Screaming into a net like a feral animal because you finally scored after 12 years, then immediately falling flat on your face and tearing your shoulder apart so bad you might as well be in a cast for the rest of your life.
I scored like a god, then my shoulder exploded. I’m out for good. God I’m stupid.
First shift. First shot. First shoulder dislocation. I’m a legend. A broken legend.
I scored. Then I fell. Then I screamed. Then my season ended. Classic me.
A Jug
Making money while being smooth, shady, and acting like you know everything even when you're lying through your teeth.
He finessed his way into a million bucks and a life of lies. Classic muullaa.
She made money like a pro and still had time to steal my lunch.
He was so smooth, he could steal a bank and still flirt with the teller.
A Jug
Taking something without asking, or taking someone without them knowing.
He finessed my wallet right out of my pocket. I didn’t even notice.
She stole my lunch and I didn’t even see her do it.
He took my girl and I didn’t know until she showed up at his house.