A Jimmy Carr
A guy who laughs like a seal got hit by a truck and told a bad joke. It’s not funny, it’s just sad.
I heard his laugh and I wanted to cry.
He laughed so hard he fell off the stage.
His laugh is like a broken recorder.
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A Jimmy Carr
An English comedian who is so funny he could make a dead man laugh and then punch him in the face.
He made me laugh so hard I peed my pants.
He’s the reason I don’t watch other comedians anymore.
He’s funnier than my dad’s bad jokes.
A Jimmy Carr
A guy who makes jokes about everything and everyone, even if it’s just for a game show and a stupid TV show.
He made me laugh during a game show. I didn’t even care about the game.
He joked about my face and I still watched the show.
He’s the reason I now hate my face.
A Jimmy Carr
A smelly, loud, annoying man who’s on every TV show and somehow still gets paid for it.
He’s on every channel like it’s his job.
He’s so annoying I want to punch him in the face.
He’s like a mosquito that never stops buzzing.
A Jimmy Carr
A man who uses every insult in the book and then laughs like he’s won the lottery.
He called me a racist and then laughed like he was rich.
He insulted my mom and then said he was the best comedian ever.
He said I was a bad joke and then laughed like he was a king.
A Jillion
A fake number that cool people use to brag about how much they have. It’s like saying you have a million dollars, but you really have none.
My mom said I have a jillion chores to do today.
He said he has a jillion followers, but he has 2.
I asked for a jillion cookies, and got one.
A Jillion
A number that doesn’t exist, but people swear by it like it’s the truth. It’s for when a million isn’t enough, and a billion is too much.
She said she had a jillion boyfriends, but she only had one.
He spent a jillion dollars on a pizza. It was $10.
My teacher said I had a jillion mistakes on my test. I had two.
A Jillion
A number that’s not real, but people use it to make things sound way bigger than they are. Like when you say you have a jillion friends, but you only have two.
I told my dad I had a jillion homework assignments. He said I had two.
She said she had a jillion pets, but she only had one.
He said he had a jillion problems, but only had one.
A Jillion
A number so big, it doesn’t even make sense. People use it to describe things that are way too big, like your mom’s voice at 10 in the morning.
My sister said she had a jillion siblings. She only had one.
He said he had a jillion problems. He had one.
My brother said he had a jillion chores. He had two.
A Jillion
A number that cool kids use to sound fancy. It’s not real, but people still say it like it is. It’s like when you say you have a jillion friends, but you only have one.
My friend said he had a jillion girlfriends. He had none.
She said she had a jillion problems. She had one.
I said I had a jillion video games. I had two.
A Jillion
The biggest number in the world according to a guy on YouTube who probably doesn’t know what he’s talking about. It’s used by people who think they are important.
My teacher said I had a jillion mistakes. She said it on YouTube.
He said he had a jillion followers, but he only had one.
She said she had a jillion problems, but it was on YouTube.
A Jillion
A number that is so big, it's not even real. People use it when they don’t know how to count, or when they just want to sound fancy.
I told my mom I had a jillion chores. She said I had two.
He said he had a jillion problems. He had one.
She said she had a jillion friends. She had none.
A Jill
A Jill is a girl who acts like she’s clueless but really knows everything. She’s a nagging bossy pain in the ass, but she’s also the type who can shut you up with one look and still be nice about it. If you break her heart, you’ll wish you had never been born.
My Jill broke up with me because I forgot her birthday and called her a ‘dumbass’ in front of her friends. I now live in the gutter.
This Jill just walked into the room, and I immediately felt like a loser.
I tried to mess with my Jill’s heart, and now I have to live with her daily insults.
A Jill
A Jill is a girl who jacks off. But not just any girl, she’s the kind who does it with style and no shame.
My Jill jills off in the kitchen while I’m eating breakfast. It’s gross, but it’s also kind of hot.
She jills off during my speeches. I can’t even finish my rant without her laughing.
My Jill jills off on my phone while I’m trying to talk to her. I want to kill her.
A Jill
A Jill is what you call a girl who jills off. It’s like the girl version of a guy who jacks off. Only Jill does it better because she’s a girl.
This Jill jills off during my Zoom call. I had to turn off my camera.
My Jill jills off in the car while I’m driving. I almost crashed.
My Jill jills off in front of my mom. I am now the worst son ever.
A Jill
A Jill is the name your hand makes when it’s doing something embarrassing. Like when it’s jilling off.
My Jill made a face I’ll never forget. It was the face of pure embarrassment.
I saw my Jill and immediately knew I was going to die of shame.
My Jill is so bad, even my dog laughed at it.
A Jill
A Jill is a smart, sassy, bad-ass woman who makes you feel like you’re the dumbest person on the planet. If you’re lucky, you’ll end up being her best friend.
My Jill called me a ‘dumbass’ in front of my whole class. I’m now the most embarrassed kid in school.
This Jill is so sassy, she can make my teacher blush.
I tried to be cool, but my Jill just looked at me and said ‘you’re not cool’.
A Jill
A Jill is someone who walks in and everyone looks at her like she’s the most beautiful and amazing person in the world. She’s got that swag and she’s got that style.
My Jill walked in and I forgot my own name. I looked like a complete idiot.
This Jill is so swaggy, she made my whole class stop talking.
My Jill walks in and I feel like I’m the only person who doesn’t know who she is.
A Jihoon
A Jihoon is someone who can’t stop watching hentai. They might even pee their pants during class if they see a good one.
I watched hentai in math class and got a D because I was too distracted by that anime girl.
My teacher caught me watching hentai during lunch and gave me a detention.
I watched hentai during the final exam and failed because I was too busy daydreaming.
A Jihoon
A Jihoon is someone who becomes super good at something really fast. Like, they learn it in one day and make you feel like a failure.
I learned how to draw in one day and made my friend cry.
She learned piano in one day and started playing better than my mom.
He learned how to rap in one day and made the whole class stop and listen.