A Jihoon

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A Jihoon is someone who can’t stop watching hentai. They might even pee their pants during class if they see a good one.
I watched hentai in math class and got a D because I was too distracted by that anime girl.
My teacher caught me watching hentai during lunch and gave me a detention.
I watched hentai during the final exam and failed because I was too busy daydreaming.
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A Jihoon is someone who becomes super good at something really fast. Like, they learn it in one day and make you feel like a failure.
I learned how to draw in one day and made my friend cry.
She learned piano in one day and started playing better than my mom.
He learned how to rap in one day and made the whole class stop and listen.
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Jihoon is when you see someone so good, you just can’t help but scream their name. It’s like you’re in love with them, but you don’t know how to tell them.
I saw Jihoon perform and screamed his name so loud my neighbor called the cops.
I saw him sing and I almost fainted because he was so good.
I saw him dance and I started crying because he was so cute.
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Park Jihoon is the best human being to ever exist. He sings, dances, and makes people fall in love with him. He’s like a god with a smile.
He made me fall in love with him during a live stream and I cried.
He performed ‘Save You in My Heart’ and I almost died from cuteness.
He makes me feel like I’m his number one fan and I love it.
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He’s the leader of a K-pop group and he’s so good at everything. He can sing, dance, rap, and even host. He’s like a human machine.
He hosted Inkigayo and made me forget my own name.
He rapped so good during a showcase that I got distracted.
He dances better than my dog and I’m not even mad.
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WOOZI is the heart of SEVENTEEN. Without him, they’d be like a broken toaster. He’s super cute and everyone loves him.
WOOZI is so cute that I got distracted during class and failed.
He’s the reason why SEVENTEEN is so good, and I’m not even mad.
He makes my heart go boom and I can’t stop loving him.
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A Jihoon Lover is someone who is obsessed with Park Jihoon. They talk about how they will marry him one day, even if it’s just for fun.
I told my friend I’ll marry Jihoon and she laughed until she cried.
I DMed him and said I’ll marry him even if he doesn’t know me.
I told my teacher I’m going to marry Jihoon and got sent to the office.
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