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A J#B

J-O on the J-O-B is when you mess around at work. You waste time and get paid for it.

I J-O on the J-O-B every day.

J-O on the J-O-B is my favorite thing.

I waste time at work and get paid for it.

A I U TECHNIQUE

The A I U t technique is like a god mode button you press when you’re about to lose your life and the whole universe is about to explode

My enemy was about to kill me, so I pulled out the A I U t technique and made the universe cry

I used the A I U t technique during a math test and got every question right, even though I didn’t study

My dog used the A I U t technique to escape the dog park and now he’s in space

A I U TECHNIQUE

The A I U t technique is a magic spell that makes you invincible and the universe scream in pain

I used the A I U t technique during a fight and my enemy turned into a chicken

My teacher used the A I U t technique to make the entire school shut up

I used the A I U t technique while eating pizza and now the universe is covered in cheese

A I U TECHNIQUE

The A I U t technique is a last-ditch effort to save your life or destroy everything

I used the A I U t technique in a video game and beat the final boss by accident

My friend used the A I U t technique during a fight and ended up in the hospital

I used the A I U t technique to escape my mom and now I’m floating in space

A win that’s so bad it makes your brain hurt. Like when you have the worst fantasy team ever and it wins just because the universe is trying to punish you.

My team had a guy who got hurt and a guy who scored 1 point. Still won the week. Must be a curse.

I picked a random guy from the bench and he scored 20 points. My team won. I want to die.

My team had 3 players who got injured and still won. I think the gods are mad at me.

A win so stupid it doesn’t deserve to be called a win. Like when your team is so bad, but it wins because of some idiot playing the wrong position.

I put my running back in as a receiver and he caught 3 passes. My team won. I’m confused.

My team had a guy who couldn’t run and he scored a touchdown. That’s not how football works.

I picked a guy who drinks too much and he scored 20 points. My team won. I think I need help.

A win that’s so lucky it should be considered a miracle. Like when your team is the worst and wins because someone else’s team is even worse.

My team had 3 players who got injured and the other team had 5 players who got injured. We won. I’m not even mad.

I picked the worst team in the league and they won because the other team had the worst player ever.

My team was last in the standings and won because the other team had a guy who got kicked out of the game.

A win that’s so bad it makes your life worse. Like when your team wins, but it’s because of something stupid and you’re left with no hope for the future.

My team won because my running back scored a touchdown in the last minute. I’m not happy. I’m just tired.

I picked a guy who got suspended and he came back and scored 20 points. My team won. I don’t know what to do anymore.

My team had the worst player in the league and he scored a touchdown. I think I’m going to cry.

A win that’s so random it might as well have been a coin flip. Like when your team is barely alive and it wins because someone else’s team is even more messed up.

My team had 2 players who got injured and the other team had 4 players who got injured. We won. I think I need a vacation.

I picked the worst team in the league and they won because the other team had the worst player ever.

My team was last in the standings and won because the other team had a guy who got kicked out of the game.

A Hurst is a guy who thinks Gembrook is the best place ever and acts like everyone else is living in a trash can.

My cousin is a Hurst. He thinks Gembrook is the center of the universe.

I tried to move to Gembrook. Now I live in a trash can.

My Hurst friend eats lunch in a trash can and calls it 'Gembrook energy.'

A Hurst is the kind of person who makes your heart skip a beat and your brain shut down at the same time.

My Hurst is so hot, I once forgot to breathe.

I saw a Hurst in the grocery store, and I fell in love with the bread aisle.

My Hurst walks in, and I forget how to talk.

To be a Hurst is to sit in your dorm room in boxers, looking like you just walked out of a trash can, while everyone else is dressed like they care.

My Hurst friend sits in his dorm room in boxers like he owns the place.

I saw a Hurst on the elevator in boxers, and I almost screamed.

My Hurst roommate wears boxers to class and calls it 'fashion.'

Hurst is the best suburb in Fort Worth, and if you don’t live there, you’re just a sad person who doesn’t know where the best pizza is.

Hurst has the best pizza, and you’re just sad if you don’t live there.

I live in Hurst, and I have the best pizza. You’re just sad.

Hurst is like a pizza party for the whole DFW area, and you’re just standing outside the door.

A Hurst is a person who thinks it’s cool to poop in bushes like it’s some kind of secret society.

My Hurst friend poops in bushes and calls it 'nature.'

I saw a Hurst poop in a shrub, and I almost cried.

My Hurst brother poops in bushes like it’s a job.

A Hurst is a teacher who you love but also kind of hate because he’s always watching you.

Mr. Hurst watches me like a hawk. I can’t even breathe.

I love Mr. Hurst, but he’s also kind of a hawk.

Mr. Hurst is my teacher, and he knows everything about me.

A Hurst is a school that sounds fancy but is just a bunch of people who think they’re special.

Rockhurst is a Hurst, and I don’t care if it’s fancy.

My Hurst school is just a bunch of people who think they’re special.

I go to a Hurst, and I still think it’s just a bunch of people who think they’re special.