A Hutzel Win

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A win that’s so bad it makes your brain hurt. Like when you have the worst fantasy team ever and it wins just because the universe is trying to punish you.

My team had a guy who got hurt and a guy who scored 1 point. Still won the week. Must be a curse.

I picked a random guy from the bench and he scored 20 points. My team won. I want to die.

My team had 3 players who got injured and still won. I think the gods are mad at me.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A win so stupid it doesn’t deserve to be called a win. Like when your team is so bad, but it wins because of some idiot playing the wrong position.

I put my running back in as a receiver and he caught 3 passes. My team won. I’m confused.

My team had a guy who couldn’t run and he scored a touchdown. That’s not how football works.

I picked a guy who drinks too much and he scored 20 points. My team won. I think I need help.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A win that’s so lucky it should be considered a miracle. Like when your team is the worst and wins because someone else’s team is even worse.

My team had 3 players who got injured and the other team had 5 players who got injured. We won. I’m not even mad.

I picked the worst team in the league and they won because the other team had the worst player ever.

My team was last in the standings and won because the other team had a guy who got kicked out of the game.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A win that’s so bad it makes your life worse. Like when your team wins, but it’s because of something stupid and you’re left with no hope for the future.

My team won because my running back scored a touchdown in the last minute. I’m not happy. I’m just tired.

I picked a guy who got suspended and he came back and scored 20 points. My team won. I don’t know what to do anymore.

My team had the worst player in the league and he scored a touchdown. I think I’m going to cry.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A win that’s so random it might as well have been a coin flip. Like when your team is barely alive and it wins because someone else’s team is even more messed up.

My team had 2 players who got injured and the other team had 4 players who got injured. We won. I think I need a vacation.

I picked the worst team in the league and they won because the other team had the worst player ever.

My team was last in the standings and won because the other team had a guy who got kicked out of the game.

by Slangipedia 16d ago