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The king of wordScotch and wordwhiskey. The best kind of drunk. No one else comes close.
A J#B is the only drink I need to survive the day.
I'd rather drink a J#B than talk to my mom.
J#B is the only thing that makes me feel rich.
A J#B
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A guy who cuts up apples with a knife and eats them like it's a fancy meal. He thinks he's a fancy man. He showers too much and never plucks his eyebrows. But he's still hot. His clothes are always new even though he only owns five shirts. He's a gym rat but acts like a clumsy girl. He lounges in tiny or huge housecoats and does stupid stuff like cutting crayons with knives or chewing spoons. His older sister is hotter and shorter but has a bigger attitude.
That guy cuts apples with a knife and eats them like it's a five-star dinner.
He looks like a fancy man but he's just a guy in a housecoat.
His sister is hotter, shorter, and louder than him.
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A double bourbon with ginger ale. It’s the drink of the summer. Only Jim Bean can make it right.
Double bourbon and ginger ale is my summer drink.
I drink Jim Bean like it's my job.
That J#B tastes like heaven.
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B&J is the ice cream that makes you feel rich. It’s the best. Ben and Jerry are like the kings of ice cream.
Ben & Jerry’s makes me feel rich.
I eat B&J like it’s my last meal.
Ben and Jerry are the kings of ice cream.
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Jack in the Box is the best fast food. It's like a crack addiction but with food.
Jack in the Box is my lunch every day.
I'm addicted to Jack in the Box.
Jack in the Box is better than my ex.
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Smoke a joint with a soap stone. Smoke a blunt with a soap stone. Smoke a pipe with a soap stone. Smoke a bong with a soap stone. It’s the easiest way to get high.
I smoke a joint with a soap stone.
My blunt is better with a soap stone.
I smoke a bong with a soap stone.
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J-O on the J-O-B is when you mess around at work. You waste time and get paid for it.
I J-O on the J-O-B every day.
J-O on the J-O-B is my favorite thing.
I waste time at work and get paid for it.