A Jug

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Screaming into a net like a feral animal because you finally scored after 12 years, then immediately falling flat on your face and tearing your shoulder apart so bad you might as well be in a cast for the rest of your life.
I scored like a god, then my shoulder exploded. I’m out for good. God I’m stupid.
First shift. First shot. First shoulder dislocation. I’m a legend. A broken legend.
I scored. Then I fell. Then I screamed. Then my season ended. Classic me.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Making money while being smooth, shady, and acting like you know everything even when you're lying through your teeth.
He finessed his way into a million bucks and a life of lies. Classic muullaa.
She made money like a pro and still had time to steal my lunch.
He was so smooth, he could steal a bank and still flirt with the teller.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Taking something without asking, or taking someone without them knowing.
He finessed my wallet right out of my pocket. I didn’t even notice.
She stole my lunch and I didn’t even see her do it.
He took my girl and I didn’t know until she showed up at his house.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A woman’s big, beautiful, and sometimes bouncy upper body parts. The kind that make you stop and stare.
Her jugs were so big, I almost got a second job just to stare at them.
He looked at her jugs like they were the last piece of pizza on the table.
I didn’t even notice the game because of her jugs.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Snatching someone or something with style and no regard for the consequences.
He heisted my lunch and then laughed at me like I was a joke.
She stole my boy and now he’s crying at her feet.
He took my car and left me stranded in the middle of nowhere.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A place where people get locked up, and it’s from the North West of England. It's like prison, but with more swearing and less freedom.
That jug is the worst place I’ve ever been. It’s like prison, but with more screaming.
He went to jug and came out with a new nickname and a broken nose.
They locked me in jug for a week. I came out a man.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A container for keeping milk fresh, or for holding your rage when your milk gets stolen.
That jug was holding my milk, and I almost cried when it got stolen.
I kept my milk in a jug, and it was the only thing keeping me sane.
That jug was full of milk and my hope for the day.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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