A Julia
A Julia is the most annoyingly perfect person you've ever met. She’s got a brain the size of a planet, a body that looks like it was made in heaven, and she thinks she’s the only one who matters. She'll cheer you up with a smile, then laugh at your dumb jokes like they’re the best thing ever.
She walks in, and you suddenly feel like the worst version of yourself.
She tells you she's in love with someone else, but it's clearly you she's thinking about.
She’s the one who makes your teacher cry during math class.