When two guys both knock out the same girl in one day and don’t even talk about it. No planning. No waiting. Just wild, natural, no-shit sex. Like Lewis and Clark with Sacagawea, but way more awkward.
Brad and Jake both hit on Sarah at the same party and both got her in the back room. No one even noticed.
Matt and Chris both took Mia to different places and both came back with a smile and a stiffie.
Jesse and Kyle both had sex with Emma in the same day and didn’t even text each other about it.
When two people stand for a photo like they’re on a sign from the Lewis and Clark Trail. One points, the other looks confused. Usually happens near a trail or at a historic spot.
Sam and Tim took a selfie at the trail head, one pointing, the other looking like he was caught in a lie.
Liz and Chris took a picture at the historical site, one with a stick, the other with a dumb look.
Jen and Mike stood by the sign with a stick and a blank stare, like they were stuck in a history class.
A game where two people explore each other’s bodies. Hands and tongues are allowed. Once it gets too crazy, it’s not just a Lewis and Clark anymore. It’s a full-blown mess.
They were just playing around, but then it got wild and turned into a full-blown hook-up.
He was just touching her, but then it turned into something wild.
They started with hands and tongues, but then it got out of hand.
When a girl uses her hands to make a guy cum by moving his penis like a boat, and then he flips her over and tries to stuff his balls in her butt. That’s called the Treaty. Then he stamps his balls on a paper and draws a map with his sweat and blood.
She was just playing with his penis, but then he flipped her over and tried to stuff his balls in her butt.
He made her cum with his penis like a boat, then flipped her over and tried to stuff his balls in her butt.
He made her cum, then flipped her over and tried to stuff his balls in her butt, and then he drew a map with his blood.
A Lewis Poon is a tiny, middle-aged man from Little Lever, Bolton, who yells like a madman and drinks like a fish out of water. He’s got a full beard and a hot girlfriend who probably thinks he’s a legend.
'You’re a Lewis Poon!' he shouted after I spilled his pint.
My mate said, 'You’re a Lewis Poon in a suit!' after I yelled at the barmaid.
He called me a Lewis Poon because I drank three lagers and still had energy to fight.
A Lewis Poon is a man who can’t handle his drink and has a temper the size of a football pitch. He’s from Bolton and has a girlfriend who probably thinks he’s the best man ever.
'You’re a Lewis Poon!' she said when I threw my phone at the wall.
He said, 'You’re a Lewis Poon!' after I tried to kiss his girlfriend.
My uncle said, 'You’re a Lewis Poon!' when I drank all his beer.
A Lewis Poon is a man from Little Lever who has a full beard, a loud mouth, and a girlfriend who thinks he’s a rockstar. He gets called a Lewis Poon when he starts shouting and drinking at the same time.
'You’re a Lewis Poon!' my dad said after I yelled at the bus driver.
She said, 'You’re a Lewis Poon!' when I drank all her wine.
He told me, 'You’re a Lewis Poon!' after I broke his favourite mug.
A Leward is when a guy licks another guy's junk after he just finished banging a girl the first guy likes so he can wipe the taste of her guts off his dick.
After the date, he said, 'I need a Leward to get your cum out of my mouth.'
He pulled me into the bathroom and said, 'You're doing a Leward now, buddy.'
I got a text that said, 'I just had sex with your ex. I need a Leward.'