A Lewis Poon

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A Lewis Poon is a tiny, middle-aged man from Little Lever, Bolton, who yells like a madman and drinks like a fish out of water. He’s got a full beard and a hot girlfriend who probably thinks he’s a legend.
'You’re a Lewis Poon!' he shouted after I spilled his pint.
My mate said, 'You’re a Lewis Poon in a suit!' after I yelled at the barmaid.
He called me a Lewis Poon because I drank three lagers and still had energy to fight.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Lewis Poon is a man who can’t handle his drink and has a temper the size of a football pitch. He’s from Bolton and has a girlfriend who probably thinks he’s the best man ever.
'You’re a Lewis Poon!' she said when I threw my phone at the wall.
He said, 'You’re a Lewis Poon!' after I tried to kiss his girlfriend.
My uncle said, 'You’re a Lewis Poon!' when I drank all his beer.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Lewis Poon is a man from Little Lever who has a full beard, a loud mouth, and a girlfriend who thinks he’s a rockstar. He gets called a Lewis Poon when he starts shouting and drinking at the same time.
'You’re a Lewis Poon!' my dad said after I yelled at the bus driver.
She said, 'You’re a Lewis Poon!' when I drank all her wine.
He told me, 'You’re a Lewis Poon!' after I broke his favourite mug.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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