A Lewis Poon
A Lewis Poon is a man who can’t handle his drink and has a temper the size of a football pitch. He’s from Bolton and has a girlfriend who probably thinks he’s the best man ever.
'You’re a Lewis Poon!' she said when I threw my phone at the wall.
He said, 'You’re a Lewis Poon!' after I tried to kiss his girlfriend.
My uncle said, 'You’re a Lewis Poon!' when I drank all his beer.