A Lewis Poon
A Lewis Poon is a man from Little Lever who has a full beard, a loud mouth, and a girlfriend who thinks he’s a rockstar. He gets called a Lewis Poon when he starts shouting and drinking at the same time.
'You’re a Lewis Poon!' my dad said after I yelled at the bus driver.
She said, 'You’re a Lewis Poon!' when I drank all her wine.
He told me, 'You’re a Lewis Poon!' after I broke his favourite mug.