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A Leward
A Leward is when a dude licks another dude's penis after he fucks a girl the first guy likes just to get the girl's stuff out of his junk.
He said, 'I'm giving you a Leward, and it's going to be the worst thing you ever experienced.'
I got a message: 'Your ex just came out of the shower. You're doing a Leward.'
He pulled me into the bathroom and said, 'You're doing a Leward, and I'm going to make you regret it.'
A Leward
A Leward is when a guy sucks another guy's junk after he buggies a girl the first guy likes to get the girl's insides out of his cock.
He said, 'I just had sex with your girlfriend, and now you're doing a Leward.'
I got a text: 'I'm going to give you a Leward, and you're not going to like it.'
He pulled me into the hallway and said, 'You're doing a Leward, and I'm not leaving until you're done.'
A Leward
A Leward is when a guy licks another guy's penis after he has sex with a girl the first guy likes so he can get the girl's guts out of his cock.
He said, 'You're doing a Leward, and I'm not going to stop until you're done.'
I got a message: 'I just had sex with your ex, and now you're doing a Leward.'
He pulled me into the bathroom and said, 'You're doing a Leward, and I'm going to make you pay for it.'
A Leward
A Leward is when a man licks another man's junk after he has sex with a woman the first man likes to get the taste of the woman's guts out of his cock.
He said, 'I just had sex with your girlfriend, and now you're doing a Leward.'
I got a message: 'You're doing a Leward, and I'm not going to let you go until you're done.'
He pulled me into the hallway and said, 'You're doing a Leward, and I'm going to make you suffer.'
A Lew Bear Footlong
A big guy’s junk covered in lettuce and slaw, maybe with a side of sweet treats
Bro just walked in with a Lew Bear Footlong and a side of shame
My cousin ate one and now he’s bragging about it in the bathroom
My mom said I could have one if I finished my math homework, and I did, but I still got in trouble
A Lew Bear Footlong
A giant meaty thing smothered in greens and slaw, possibly with cookies on the side
I saw my teacher eating one during lunch and she didn’t even care
My brother tried to hide his Lew Bear Footlong under his shirt and failed
My dad ordered one and it took three people to carry it home
A Lew Bear Footlong
A huge meaty thing drenched in salad and slaw, and maybe a cookie or two
My friend’s Lew Bear Footlong was so big it had its own Instagram
I tried to eat one and it almost broke my face
My neighbor’s Lew Bear Footlong made the whole block smell like a meaty salad bar
A Leslie
Lesly is the type of friend who makes your life better just by being in it. She’s hot, loyal, and will kick your ass if you ever talk shit about her.
Lesly, you’re the best friend ever. I’d die for you.
If I had a dollar for every time Lesly saved my life, I’d be rich.
Lesly, if you ever leave me, I’m gonna cry and eat a whole pizza.
A Leslie
If your name is Lesly, you’re the kind of person who leads the pack even when you have no idea where you’re going. You swear a lot and you mean it.
Lesly, you’re leading us into the fire again.
Lesly, I swear if we get lost again, I’m gonna kill you.
Lesly, you’re the worst leader ever, but I still follow you.
A Leslie
Lesly is a hot mess who takes life seriously but still finds time to laugh and party. She hates fake people and will beat you up if you mess with her.
Lesly, if you talk shit about me, I’ll beat you up.
Lesly, you’re the best friend ever. You always know how to make me laugh.
Lesly, I’m going to the beach with you. No one else is allowed.
A Leslie
Lesly is the kind of person who makes everyone around her happy. She’s pretty, funny, and you’d be stupid not to like her.
Lesly, you’re the best friend ever. I love you.
Lesly, I’m so glad you’re my friend.
Lesly, you’re the most beautiful person I know.
A Leslie
Lesly is the kind of girl who never gives up. She’s always trying and she’s always loving. If you date her, you’re lucky.
Lesly, you’re the best girlfriend ever.
Lesly, I love you. You never stop trying.
Lesly, you’re so amazing. I’m so lucky to know you.
A Leslie
Lesly is the kind of person who starts off shy but once she gets comfortable, she’s the most fun person to hang out with. She gives the best advice when she figures it out.
Lesly, I love you. You’re the best friend ever.
Lesly, you gave me the best advice ever.
Lesly, you’re so cool. I love you.
A Leslie
To lead a group without actually knowing where you’re going. You just hope no one asks and you get it right the first time. Which never happens.
Lesly, you’re leading us to nowhere again.
Lesly, I swear if we get lost again, I’m gonna kill you.
Lesly, you’re the worst leader ever.
A Leo Chiplin
When she gets forced to lick the nasty mess off your junk after getting butt-fucked.
I did a Leo Chiplin last night, and man, I had to mop the floor after that.
She did a Leo Chiplin on me, and I still smell it on my socks.
He did a Leo Chiplin and cried like a baby because it tasted like used pizza grease.
A Leo Chiplin
When she gets stuck with the job of cleaning up your gross cum and poop after a butt-fuck.
She did a Leo Chiplin and said it was the worst day of her life.
I did a Leo Chiplin and my girlfriend threw up.
He did a Leo Chiplin and got banned from the bathroom for a week.
A Leo Chiplin
When you make her clean your junk after you butt-fuck her and leave a mess.
I did a Leo Chiplin and she walked out of the room like she was done with life.
He did a Leo Chiplin and it took three showers to get the smell out.
She did a Leo Chiplin and I had to take her to the hospital.
A Lemon Wednesday
When you get lemon juice poured straight up your arse on a Wednesday and scream like a f***ing baby.
My boss poured lemon juice in my backside on Wednesday. I cried like a f***ing toddler.
Got lemon juice up my butt on a Wednesday. I ran out of the room screaming.
Lemon juice in my arse on Wednesday. I’m never leaving the toilet again.
A Lemon Wednesday
When you’re so f***ed up on a Wednesday that you think lemon juice is a cure for your stupidity.
I drank lemon juice on Wednesday because I thought it would fix my brain. It didn’t. It made me vomit.
Wednesday came and I drank lemon juice like it was magic. It wasn’t. I got a headache.
On Wednesday, I tried lemon juice for my brain. It failed. I now have a headache and a mouth full of sourness.
A Lemon Wednesday
When a lemon gets stuck in your f***ing c*** on a Wednesday and you’re screaming like you’re on fire.
A lemon got stuck in my c*** on Wednesday. I screamed like I was burning alive.
Wednesday came, and my c*** got a lemon. I cried and screamed like I was dying.
A lemon was in my c*** on Wednesday. I was screaming so loud, the neighbors called the police.
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