A Lew Bear Footlong

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A big guy’s junk covered in lettuce and slaw, maybe with a side of sweet treats

Bro just walked in with a Lew Bear Footlong and a side of shame

My cousin ate one and now he’s bragging about it in the bathroom

My mom said I could have one if I finished my math homework, and I did, but I still got in trouble

A giant meaty thing smothered in greens and slaw, possibly with cookies on the side

I saw my teacher eating one during lunch and she didn’t even care

My brother tried to hide his Lew Bear Footlong under his shirt and failed

My dad ordered one and it took three people to carry it home

A huge meaty thing drenched in salad and slaw, and maybe a cookie or two

My friend’s Lew Bear Footlong was so big it had its own Instagram

I tried to eat one and it almost broke my face

My neighbor’s Lew Bear Footlong made the whole block smell like a meaty salad bar