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A Mandatory
A party you're forced to go to or else you get in trouble, like being yelled at by the boss or getting stuck in a meeting forever.
I had to go to the mandatory party or I'd get yelled at by my boss.
My coworker skipped the party and got stuck in a meeting for three hours.
The mandatory event was so bad, I had to bring a sleeping bag.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Mandatory
A game where you yell 'mandatory jello!' and collapse like a pile of jello, and the other person has to catch you like you're a clumsy kid.
I yelled 'mandatory jello!' and fell like a pile of jello on my face.
My friend tried to catch me and got covered in jello.
We played mandatory jello and I had to eat jello for dinner.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Man With No Hairline
This man has no hairline and no cash. He can't even afford a decent burger. He's the reason his girlfriend left him for a guy who has a full head of hair and a job.
He tried to buy a pizza and got stuck in the coupon line.
He showed up to work with a beard and a broken shoelace.
He texted his ex: 'I'm rich now. I have a beard.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Man With No Hairline
This man has no hairline and no pride. He wears the same shirt every day and smells like old pizza. He also cries when he loses a game.
He wore his shirt inside out and still smelled like gym socks.
He cried when he lost a game of Uno to his niece.
He tried to impress his girlfriend with a dance and failed.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Man With No Hairline
This man has no hairline and no life. He can't afford anything and still thinks he's cool. He's the guy who walks into a room and nobody notices him.
He walked into a party and nobody said hello.
He bought a soda with a coupon and still said he was rich.
He tried to start a conversation and just stared at the wall.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Man On The Inside
When a snitch is spilling secrets like they're going out of style and they're probably getting paid in candy wrappers.
'I told them everything, even my grandma's recipe for bad decisions.'
'He spilled the beans so fast, I thought he was gonna throw up.'
'She gave up the goods like she was on a mission from God and a coupon.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Man On The Inside
When a piece of poop is almost out but not quite, and you're still stuck with the rest of your life.
'I had a man on the inside, but he got stuck in the toilet.'
'That turd was halfway out, but my man on the inside was still a prisoner.'
'He had a man on the inside, but the inside was still inside.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Man Has A Mental BreakDown in LEGO City
A man throws himself into a river like it’s the last day of school and loses his mind
He jumped in the river because his boss said he was 'disruptive' and he took that as a personal attack.
He yelled 'I’m not crazy, I’m just misunderstood!' as he swam away.
He texted his mom 'I’m drowning in regret' and then drowned.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Man Has A Mental BreakDown in LEGO City
A man loses his mind and flings himself into a river like it’s a dare
He flung himself into the river because he was tired of his coworker’s bad jokes.
He texted his friend 'I’m gonna drown in silence' and then drowned in silence.
He yelled 'This is the worst day of my life!' and then the river agreed.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Man Has A Mental BreakDown in LEGO City
A man has a total brain fart and dives into a river like it’s a Monday
He dove into the river because he forgot how to breathe and also forgot how to be cool.
He texted his ex 'I’m going down with the ship' and then the river took him.
He yelled 'I’m not a failure, I’m just a river person!' and then sank.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Man City V Watford
A situation so bad it feels like your whole life is going down the toilet.
I got fired and my dog ran away. This is a Man City v Watford moment.
My ex came back and took my job. Man City v Watford, baby.
My pizza arrived cold and soggy. That’s a Man City v Watford.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Man City V Watford
You’re getting completely destroyed and you know it.
I lost my phone and my keys. That’s a Man City v Watford.
I got roasted at work and my boss called me a donkey. That’s a Man City v Watford.
My dog ate my homework and I failed the test. That’s a Man City v Watford.
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A Man City V Watford
The kind of mess that makes you want to throw things.
My coffee spilled on my shirt and my laptop. That’s a Man City v Watford.
I got a ticket for parking in the wrong spot and got yelled at by a cop. Man City v Watford.
My mom yelled at me for not doing my chores. That’s a Man City v Watford.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Malarie
A Malarie is a mostly funny person with a weird personality. She tells decent jokes but sometimes she’s so cringy it hurts. She also loves Iced Honey Buns and Lean, which is weird but somehow makes sense.
I tried to be cool around Malarie, but she just laughed at my joke about my dog eating my homework.
She eats Lean like it’s going out of style.
I asked her why she likes Iced Honey Buns, and she said, ‘It’s the only thing that makes my brain work.’
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Malarie
Malarie is like malaria, but funny. It’s when something is so dumb and weird it’s almost evil. Think Looney Tunes, but with a side of doom.
That TikTok trend is the worst Malarie I’ve ever seen.
His joke about the pizza was so Malarie it made me cry.
Her attempt at a rap was so Malarie it felt like a curse.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Malarie
A Malarie is the kind of person who will be your best friend forever. She listens to your nonsense and doesn’t judge you. Plus, she’s smart but doesn’t show off.
She cried with me when my cat died. I didn’t even tell her about it.
She got an A+ on the test but said it was ‘just luck.’
She told me my joke was ‘the worst’ but still laughed at it.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Malarie
A Malarie is the best person ever. She’s like a superhuman version of a normal human. Also, she’s from Iowa, which is a weird and amazing thing.
She’s the best friend I’ve ever had. I don’t even know why.
She moved to Iowa and instantly became a legend.
She said Iowa is ‘the best place on Earth, except when it snows.’
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Malarie
A Malarie is something so funny you should be laughing, but you’re just confused. It’s like someone took your brain and shook it.
His joke was so Malarie I had to sit down.
She told a joke that was so weird I didn’t even get it.
I laughed at the Malarie so hard I got a headache.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Malarie
Malarials are like a disease from the 2010s. They want everything to be perfect and will complain about everything. They also think they’re the smartest person in the world.
My Malarial friend cried because the coffee was too hot.
She complained about the internet for 10 minutes straight.
She said ‘safe spaces’ are the best thing since sliced bread.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Major
A Key that makes music sound like a middle finger to the flute players. It has three sharps or flats, like a trio of jerks.
Yo, this song is in A Major, like my confidence on a Monday.
That key is so A Major, it sounds like my mom's cooking.
This track is A Major, like my gym membership after a cheat day.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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